Intro.

Clownpuncher · Post by **Clownpuncher** » October 5th, 2006, 11:08 am

Hey what's up? First off: I am writing from J.Rico's computer. After a few days of confusing attempts to log on to AiborneRanger.com, I realized I was actually trying to log onto this site that my Ranger buddy recommended.
About me: I served with Aco 3/75 RGR RGT (AT SECT and then HHC SNPR PLT) 1998-2002. My Ranger school class was 01-00 started with 10-99 but recycled Florida (Gator Lounge). I was involved in a parachuting accident that resulted in an open-book pelvic fracture (that means my pelvis was sheared in half) with a bladder-rupture in 2001. Got out, joined the guard, and after some stupid Nat. Guard deployment, I got the hell out. I am currently a student at UT-Austin. Hook 'em Horns! (Fuck OU! Fuck A&M!) I am a Gen. Kinesiology major Biology minor/ premed. Currently applying to USUHS (DOD Med school). I am 5' 8", Hazel eyes, muscular-but-gettin-beer-gut-build, I like sunsets, long walks in the park....

Rico · Post by **Rico** » October 5th, 2006, 11:13 am

Hey Fellas,

This Ranger's a friend of mine here at UT. I actually met him in a deli here on campus. I was wearing my uniform and he noticed the Scroll on my shoulder and came up to me. That was some time last year. I know he's got to go through the vetting process, but it should be pretty quick considering I'm sitting right next to him and I know he's G2G. I vouge for him.

FireFinder · Post by **FireFinder** » October 5th, 2006, 11:13 am

Welcome Ranger and thanks for your service.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » October 5th, 2006, 11:20 am

Welcome youngster.

Rock Island Ranger · October 5th, 2006, 11:21 am

Another guy from Cal-Berkely-Austin....what the fucking fuck is the fucking world coming to when young warriors run of and become Liberal fags at Liberal fag schools....

And dont tell me your there for the chicks...they are mostly bush munchers anyhow.

But, glad to have your broken down ass and assume you will be at the game we are all attending. I have a Ranch near the fag capital of Austin. (near being a relative word) About 100 miles.

Now, bend your knees so I can pray over your liberal loving ass...it's tradition Goddamnit.

O' GRITS....bless this fucktard who attends on the the bastions of Liberal thinking and allow him to stay strong in the face of the fags he will encounter. Allow him to find a woman who likes sex with a man, drinks beer, and makes good sammiches. May he get TRIM hard and often and his dog be loyal. Afuckingmen.

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » October 5th, 2006, 12:09 pm

Welcome Ranger. Few other A/3/75 guys around here.

Are ya'll coming up for the OU game this weekend?

Looon · Post by **Looon** » October 5th, 2006, 12:12 pm

Welcome Ranger !!!!

Rock Island Ranger · October 5th, 2006, 12:13 pm

Invictus wrote:Welcome Ranger. Few other A/3/75 guys around here.

Are ya'll coming up for the OU game this weekend?

Shit. Id pay good money to see OU beat the shit out of UT. Id pay BIGGER money to see A & M do it....and Id give away my house, truck, daughters, and retirement to see BAYLOR do it.

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » October 5th, 2006, 12:20 pm

Clownpuncher!?? Your gonna be busy consider all the clowns in this place AKA Abell, Silverback, J.rRico (but I'm sure you already know that)....Any friend of J. Rico well, I wouldn't say that out loud. Welcome to the Site

Rock Island Ranger · October 5th, 2006, 12:25 pm

wellfed wrote:Clownpuncher!?? Your gonna be busy consider all the clowns in this place AKA Abell, Silverback, J.rRico (but I'm sure you already know that)....Any friend of J. Rico well, I wouldn't say that out loud. Welcome to the Site

This coming from the Pillar of Seriousness, The Minister of No Emotion, and the President of Candid Directness???? What the fucking fuck?

wellfed · Post by **wellfed** » October 5th, 2006, 12:29 pm

Abell9 wrote:
wellfed wrote:Clownpuncher!?? Your gonna be busy consider all the clowns in this place AKA Abell, Silverback, J.rRico (but I'm sure you already know that)....Any friend of J. Rico well, I wouldn't say that out loud. Welcome to the Site

This coming from the Pillar of Seriousness, The Minister of No Emotion, and the President of Candid Directness???? What the fucking fuck?

I like that Minister of No Emotion! :D :D

Ranger Bill · Post by **Ranger Bill** » October 5th, 2006, 12:37 pm

Welcome to the site, Ranger.

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » October 5th, 2006, 12:38 pm

Welcome home Ranger!

Rico · Post by **Rico** » October 5th, 2006, 12:54 pm

wellfed wrote:Clownpuncher!?? Your gonna be busy consider all the clowns in this place AKA Abell, Silverback, J.rRico (but I'm sure you already know that)....Any friend of J. Rico well, I wouldn't say that out loud. Welcome to the Site

What the fuck?! That's it, I'm grabbing my beans, rice, and tacos and I'm going home :D

Jim · Post by **Jim** » October 5th, 2006, 1:00 pm

Great Grits!!! Someone who actually wants to go to Med School in Bethesda. There is a gaggle of Rangers here in the DC area for you to hang out with. Welcome...