Exlax, Preparation H and Saran Wrap.

[SA Yons]

Alright fellas, WTF? No, this isn't BII for your average schiezer film fluffer...

One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.

Again, I say, WTF!?

-SA

[Creeping Death]

Jesus Christ. By the title, I thought this was another damn spam bot and was about to move the thread to the shitter.

[Scuba Wino]

Jesus Christ. By the title, I thought this was another damn spam bot and was about to move the thread to the shitter.

You should anyway.

[Tater Nuts]

Alright fellas, WTF? No, this isn't BII for your average schiezer film fluffer...

One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.

Again, I say, WTF!?

-SA

Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.

[RangerX]

Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.

Hey now!!

A fella could get a reputation around here.....

[Bugsy]

If exlax and preperation H don't get those fuckers to start "screamin" I doubt anything ever will.

[Ndog275]

So let me see if I understand...you shit yourself and try to sweat and/or tighten up your skin to pass a tape test. Seems like a lot of crazy bullshit to me, how much of a lazy fat fuck do you have to be? If the turds that came up with this put a 1/4 of that energy into PT and diet and they wouldn't have to worry about getting taped.

[Rugger]

Here's an idea. Do not let yourself become a fat fuck while on active duty. Work out reguarly and stay the hell away from the cookies and cakes.

[RTO]

Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.

Hey now!!

A fella could get a reputation around here.....

too late!!!

[RangerX]

Ranger X has the "how to" video i'm sure.

Hey now!!

A fella could get a reputation around here.....

too late!!!

Ya think?!?

+1

[CHCB]

Here's an idea. Do not let yourself become a fat fuck while on active duty. Work out reguarly and stay the hell away from the cookies and cakes.

I think THAT fucking ship sailed a long time ago for these guys!

[Silverback]

Alright fellas, WTF? No, this isn't BII for your average schiezer film fluffer...

One of my NCO's just told me this was a common practice at Campbell for his teletubbies and fatties; you take a bunch of ExLax, rub yourself with Preparation H, wrap your waist in Saran Wrap, then workout. Supposedly this takes inches off like nothing else.

Again, I say, WTF!?

-SA

You will immediately tell that "NCO" to shut the fuck up! I can't even fathom what the fuck this is about.

[Looon]

When are they going to get something else?

After batt, in the 1/29, one of the fattest, laziest sonofabitch's was in there. He looked like a fucking bowlling ball. E-5. His neck was so fucking fat, that he passed the comparison part. Neck to waste.

Me and a couple of other guys got into lifting and body building. I was large, as were they and not hardly any body fat. I could barley pass the tape test. They don't make a tape long enough for me these days.

That test is soooo fucked up.

[Silverback]

Here's an idea. Do not let yourself become a fat fuck while on active duty. Work out reguarly and stay the hell away from the cookies and cakes.

Intelectually I think that is a great plan, emotionally I think "Fuck that, pass the cake"

[Ranger Bill]

All that is accomplished by this is temporary pass-the-tape-test-trick is that an un-fit soldier remains un-fit. It is not good for the soldiers, his unit or the Army. Real men don't rub asshole stuff on their bodies.