85 year old lady in a rest home had the hots for one of the male residents. Every day she would try to convince him to let her come to his room that evening.
Finally he tired of her and decided the only way to get her to stop was to say yes, she could come.
About 7:30 PM there was a knock at his door. He opened his door and found her standing at his door dressed only in a thin night gown.
As soon as she was in the room and he had closed the door, she dropped her gown and stood in front of him naked.
She then said: "Before we do anything, I have to tell you that I have acute angina.
"Thank God!" he said, "Because those are the ugliest tits I have ever seen!"
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
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RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
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for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!" - Shakespeare
RLTW! - Land of the Free BECAUSE of the Brave
RS 3-70
SSG VN 69-70
I Co., 75th. Inf.
4/9 Inf., 25th ID
Mentored Ranger kozzman555
http://www.75thrra.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 183
http://www.ranger.org" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; - LM 3537
