dwarf

[Speedracer]

Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two women and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection.

His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of "Here I come again! One, two, three, uh," all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How did it go?"

The first mutters, "It was so embarrassing. I simply couldn't get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head. "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the bed."

[SkyShark]

[Ranger Ron]

One of your dwarfs went the the Dr. and told him that he had this pain in his crotch.

The Dr. picks up the little fellow under the arms and lays him on the exam table.

The dwarf hears the Dr. say "Ah ha", then he hears "Snip, snip, snip....."

Then the Dr. picks him up and puts him back on the floor and asks, "how's that?"

The dwarf said: "That's much better, what was the matter?"

The Dr. said: "Oh, nothing to serious; I just took an inch off the top of your over boots!"

[EvilCouch]

One of your dwarfs went the the Dr. and told him that he had this pain in his crotch.

The Dr. picks up the little fellow under the arms and lays him on the exam table.

The dwarf hears the Dr. say "Ah ha", then he hears "Snip, snip, snip....."

Then the Dr. picks him up and puts him back on the floor and asks, "how's that?"

The dwarf said: "That's much better, what was the matter?"

The Dr. said: "Oh, nothing to serious; I just took an inch off the top of your over boots!"

Hahahah!