Toilet Paper n Tits
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Toilet Paper n Tits
Ok, this woman wants to get breast implants cause she got little boobs.
She's talking to her husband about it, a'course he ain't the brightest nitwit around and doesn't want to pay for it so says to her, "Hell, take some toilet paper and rub it between your tits, again, and again and again. It'll work, for sure, may take some time, but it'll work."
Her: "Are you sure it will work? How do you know?"
Him: "Hell woman, go in the bathroom and look at what it did to your ass!"
She's talking to her husband about it, a'course he ain't the brightest nitwit around and doesn't want to pay for it so says to her, "Hell, take some toilet paper and rub it between your tits, again, and again and again. It'll work, for sure, may take some time, but it'll work."
Her: "Are you sure it will work? How do you know?"
Him: "Hell woman, go in the bathroom and look at what it did to your ass!"
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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- Tadpole
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Oldie but Goodie
Old joke, butt still a good one..
must be one of the butt sisters... Bonnie or Bertha Butt..
must be one of the butt sisters... Bonnie or Bertha Butt..
Re: Oldie but Goodie
Yo, why you harshin' on my joke dog!keepsmilin wrote:Old joke, butt still a good one..
must be one of the butt sisters... Bonnie or Bertha Butt..
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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- Tadpole
- Posts: 359
- Joined: April 25th, 2005, 9:56 am
Re: Yo.. Really Great Joke Though..
You need to watch your step.keepsmilin wrote:Oh yes, a really great joke indeed..
-KS
You have a problem following rules, that needs to change.
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
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"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
Re: Yo.. Really Great Joke Though..
AbnRgr289 wrote:You need to watch your step.keepsmilin wrote:Oh yes, a really great joke indeed..
-KS
You have a problem following rules, that needs to change.
Hmmm.....? Did I miss something here. I know the history of KS, but where did that other quote come from, I don't see it in the thread. :?
Was I being shit on behind my back from this drama queen?
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Re: Yo.. Really Great Joke Though..
As you can see, it got edited.cams wrote:AbnRgr289 wrote:You need to watch your step.keepsmilin wrote:Oh yes, a really great joke indeed..
-KS
You have a problem following rules, that needs to change.
Hmmm.....? Did I miss something here. I know the history of KS, but where did that other quote come from, I don't see it in the thread. :?
Was I being shit on behind my back from this drama queen?
I was quoting the post above mine.
Thats just another reason to quote who you are referring to. It locks their post in plain view in case they edit it.
That was bullshit keepsmilin, and after editing it, you still failed to follow the particular rule that you continue to break.
You would think after getting the boot out of the Foxhole twice and getting banned from the board you would learn to follow the rules.
For some reason, the powers that be saw fit and allowed you to return to the board.
Don't abuse their leniency!
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
"S.A.F.R.A.!"
Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89