Toilet Paper n Tits

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Toilet Paper n Tits

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Ok, this woman wants to get breast implants cause she got little boobs.

She's talking to her husband about it, a'course he ain't the brightest nitwit around and doesn't want to pay for it so says to her, "Hell, take some toilet paper and rub it between your tits, again, and again and again. It'll work, for sure, may take some time, but it'll work."

Her: "Are you sure it will work? How do you know?"

Him: "Hell woman, go in the bathroom and look at what it did to your ass!"
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Post by SkyShark »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That is fucking awesome!!!!
It's all good.
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Fishboy »

:lol: :lol:
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He ain't gettin' none tonight! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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DoorGunner wrote:Your going to hell Ranger Cams!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: staight, do not pass go..............................................
I know DG, I pretty much fully expect it, that's why I stopped being nice a long time ago.... :twisted:
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Oldie but Goodie

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Old joke, butt still a good one..

must be one of the butt sisters... Bonnie or Bertha Butt..
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Re: Oldie but Goodie

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keepsmilin wrote:Old joke, butt still a good one..

must be one of the butt sisters... Bonnie or Bertha Butt..
Yo, why you harshin' on my joke dog!
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Yo.. Really Great Joke Though..

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I mean, that is some funny shit.. :lol: :lol:

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Re: Yo.. Really Great Joke Though..

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keepsmilin wrote:Oh yes, a really great joke indeed..

-KS
You need to watch your step.

You have a problem following rules, that needs to change.
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Re: Yo.. Really Great Joke Though..

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AbnRgr289 wrote:
keepsmilin wrote:Oh yes, a really great joke indeed..

-KS
You need to watch your step.

You have a problem following rules, that needs to change.

Hmmm.....? Did I miss something here. I know the history of KS, but where did that other quote come from, I don't see it in the thread. :?

Was I being shit on behind my back from this drama queen?
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Re: Yo.. Really Great Joke Though..

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cams wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
keepsmilin wrote:Oh yes, a really great joke indeed..

-KS
You need to watch your step.

You have a problem following rules, that needs to change.

Hmmm.....? Did I miss something here. I know the history of KS, but where did that other quote come from, I don't see it in the thread. :?

Was I being shit on behind my back from this drama queen?
As you can see, it got edited.

I was quoting the post above mine.

Thats just another reason to quote who you are referring to. It locks their post in plain view in case they edit it.

That was bullshit keepsmilin, and after editing it, you still failed to follow the particular rule that you continue to break.

You would think after getting the boot out of the Foxhole twice and getting banned from the board you would learn to follow the rules.

For some reason, the powers that be saw fit and allowed you to return to the board.

Don't abuse their leniency!
"It's not for us to reason why, it's just for us to Do or Die!"

"S.A.F.R.A.!"

Bco 1/263rd Armor SCARNG. 11/84-7/87
Aco 3/75 Rgr Regt. 1/88-2/90 (Op-JC)
HHC 2/18 197 Inf Bde/3rd Bde 24th ID. 2/90-5/92 (Op-DS/DS)
HHC 4th RTB 5/92-12/95
Rgr class 1&2-89
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