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Post by Speedracer »

The AF trainer is getting a little hot in the back seat

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... e+heat+off
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Post by Black 6 »

thats fuckin funny.
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holy shit, I just flashed back to about 4 different flights I've had. with native born, American, English speakers. sitting right next to them, nudging the fucker with my elbow, looking them dead in the eye, YELLING into the intercom,

"CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? YEAH?! THEN FUCKING TURN RIGHT BEFORE WE GET INTO THE LIVE IMPACT AREA! THEY HAPPEN TO BE SHOOTING 155s TODAY AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET HIT BY ONE."

or, "hey, look right. Tom, look right. LOOK RIGHT!... EMERGENCY I HAVE THE CONTROLS! ok, now look right. yeah, that's called fixation. so you completely missed the fact that we got below the treeline, were 50' AGL at 90 knots, and you were trying to crash into the target. if I had let you go 2 more seconds, we would have mushed into the target, and we'd be at the hospital pissing and bleeding, instead of at the bar tonight, best case. don't forget to scan while trying to line up a shot. now, let's try it again..."
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Post by Tirehouse »

KW Driver wrote:holy shit, I just flashed back to about 4 different flights I've had. with native born, American, English speakers. sitting right next to them, nudging the fucker with my elbow, looking them dead in the eye, YELLING into the intercom,

"CAN YOU FUCKING HEAR ME? YEAH?! THEN FUCKING TURN RIGHT BEFORE WE GET INTO THE LIVE IMPACT AREA! THEY HAPPEN TO BE SHOOTING 155s TODAY AND I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET HIT BY ONE."

or, "hey, look right. Tom, look right. LOOK RIGHT!... EMERGENCY I HAVE THE CONTROLS! ok, now look right. yeah, that's called fixation. so you completely missed the fact that we got below the treeline, were 50' AGL at 90 knots, and you were trying to crash into the target. if I had let you go 2 more seconds, we would have mushed into the target, and we'd be at the hospital pissing and bleeding, instead of at the bar tonight, best case. don't forget to scan while trying to line up a shot. now, let's try it again..."
BWAHHAHAHAHAHA holy shit post some more!!!!!!
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Post by wellfed »

O! F! F! ..........ON?? turn to C! O! L! D! it is on OFF and Hot?

That was some funny shit! :D :D :D
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

:evil: SPEAK FLUENT ENGLISH OR DIE BITCH!! :evil:

A Duh, A Duh.............AmothafuckinDuh! :roll:
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Post by VAK »

Imagine doing my fucking job...

I am still laughing. I truly think that was the funniest video played on here in months.

Outstanding.

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Post by Earthpig »

What?




What?




What?


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Post by AbnRgr289 »

VAK wrote:Imagine doing my fucking job...

I am still laughing. I truly think that was the funniest video played on here in months.

Outstanding.

J
I don't know, I would think that allot of the people that you deal with would at least have an ejumacation.

Imagine dealing with a bunch of non-educated, non-english speaking, illiterate, illegal, Sons O Bitches! :roll:

I feel for anyone who has to deal with the shit in any way shape or form.
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Post by Ranger175csar »

Oh... Whutws wong Siwr...... Ry Reat is roff.....


(hehehehe, American mes with Wong Duck Dong, I Fink Not)
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Post by Chiron »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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:( :( :(
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Post by KW Driver »

Tirehouse wrote:
BWAHHAHAHAHAHA holy shit post some more!!!!!!
well, most of the others delt with trying to get a stupid fucker to quit shooting 50 or rockets before we actually flew through the target area/blast frag. to the point of throwing a knife edge strike into their chest to get them to listen to me at 200m from the target at 80 knots...
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Post by AbnRgr289 »

Ben McMaster wrote::( :( :(
Whats with all the sad smilies asshole, did you get "BANNED!" :lol:
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Post by EvilCouch »

Ah, that's great.
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