un... zonk...?

ChuckNorris · Post by **ChuckNorris** » April 28th, 2006, 10:19 am

Goddamnit. Morning PT, Battalion assembles and then out of somewhere in the BCO AO someone screams out ZONK. Mad chaos as everyone can picture. Until The dark lord himself demonstrated his power and UNZONKED us... wtf, is that even possible?

oh well, to show us what we were missing we did a nice 11 mile stroll, finding various mementos across post sigh... the life we lead...

RTO · Post by **RTO** » April 28th, 2006, 10:43 am

:D You got un-zonked?!?!

That just means you didn't pop smoke fast enough! Better luck next time!

Horned Toad · Post by **Horned Toad** » April 28th, 2006, 11:45 am

I have never heard of an unzonking, do Rangers run slower theese days

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » April 28th, 2006, 12:09 pm

THAT is fucking funny!!!

In boot it was called, "Too slow get back!"

Everett Ruess · Post by **Everett Ruess** » April 28th, 2006, 2:21 pm

Unzonked?!?!? Not unless they emptied the barracks! "ZON...hey, where is everybody?"

DirtyM · Post by **DirtyM** » April 28th, 2006, 2:50 pm

"oh well, to show us what we were missing we did a nice 11 mile stroll, finding various mementos across post sigh... the life we lead..."

Yup; I saw you guys this morning- groups were running through our AO (parking lot, pullup bars, in between barracks, etc). Heard a few "get the fuck up here- NOW"...

Around mile nine, the sense of humor wears pretty thin with the slow dudes.

ChuckNorris · Post by **ChuckNorris** » April 28th, 2006, 7:05 pm

HAHA that was probably my Plt. We took third in Batt, but had also had our 1SG change of responsability the day prior which as always entailed a lot of eight ounce curls and getting straight fuct. Oh well, the BC no shit said he chose C co to run with because he knew we had been getting trashed the night prior... Evil man...

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » April 28th, 2006, 9:52 pm

NO SUCH THING AS "UN-ZONK"...not when I was in..

Shit I've jumped out my own barracks window and jumped into some female legs room before...

You just RUN like a mutha Fucka!!!

So there is no "un-zonk" just new era Rangers with not enough heart to get Zonked.

ChuckNorris · Post by **ChuckNorris** » April 29th, 2006, 6:35 pm

Not enough heart... when the PSG calls we all heed... lol besides getting your ass kicked by the man isn't my idea of a good way to start block leave.

but thats just me...

Ranger175csar · Post by **Ranger175csar** » April 30th, 2006, 12:08 am

ChuckNorris wrote:Not enough heart... when the PSG calls we all heed... lol besides getting your ass kicked by the man isn't my idea of a good way to start block leave. but thats just me...

I cant believe Chuck Norris is tlaking about getting his but kicked.... :?

On a mor serious note....RUN FASTER!!!

RRDTm3 · Post by **RRDTm3** » April 30th, 2006, 1:33 am

ChuckNorris wrote:Goddamnit. Morning PT, Battalion assembles and then out of somewhere in the BCO AO someone screams out ZONK. Mad chaos as everyone can picture. Until The dark lord himself demonstrated his power and UNZONKED us... wtf, is that even possible? oh well, to show us what we were missing we did a nice 11 mile stroll, finding various mementos across post sigh... the life we lead...

Fucking rookies!

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » April 30th, 2006, 2:07 am

ChuckNorris wrote:Not enough heart... when the PSG calls we all heed... lol besides getting your ass kicked by the man isn't my idea of a good way to start block leave. but thats just me...

Pussy..the real Chuck Norris would have roundhouse kicked your "way to tall and big headed for his own good" PSG and taken his Harley.

There was actually a story about him coming to A co as an import and then forgetting his M4 on the bird one time....

ChuckNorris · Post by **ChuckNorris** » April 30th, 2006, 9:58 am

ChuckNorris definately round house kicked the devil, but the Lord himself is someone even chuck don't fuck with. And for the blasphemy against my good name...

On a serious note, I am not going to lie, it wasn't the most exciting way to start a morning, but watching all the PLs and PSG's trying to chug milk and run, kick a football and not puke was worth every second of misery...

Oh yeah winners of this little scavenger hunt run thing...

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