How do you circumsize a redneck

Looon · Post by **Looon** » February 19th, 2004, 7:48 pm

How do you circumsize a redneck?.............You kick his sister in the jaw.

McD · Post by **McD** » February 20th, 2004, 9:46 am

Now that was funny!

Cat · Post by **Cat** » February 20th, 2004, 11:18 am

RGR Luna wrote:How do you circumsize a redneck?.............You kick his sister in the jaw.

Is that how yours happened

?

Looon · Post by **Looon** » February 20th, 2004, 11:19 am

Good come back Cat.

Rock Island Ranger · February 20th, 2004, 11:22 am

NO self respecting Redneck would allow himself to be circumsized, its where I put my dip when I eat. Keeps it fresh.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » February 20th, 2004, 11:25 am

What about the rednecks that don't use dip?

Looon · Post by **Looon** » February 20th, 2004, 11:31 am

Abell9 wrote:NO self respecting Redneck would allow himself to be circumsized, its where I put my dip when I eat. Keeps it fresh.

That is funny, but one sick thought.

You've gotta be the tightest (money) sumbitch, to save a chew that way.

Rock Island Ranger · February 27th, 2004, 10:20 pm

Cat wrote:What about the rednecks that don't use dip?

Think about it, Cat....not only do most of the Rednecks I know dip...so do their women.

Rock Island Ranger · February 28th, 2004, 1:16 pm

....and Ranger Luna....it's a great place to keep used coffee grounds.

Course, I can only keep about a pound in there at one time!

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » February 28th, 2004, 1:18 pm

Note to self: Make sure I bring my own thermos of coffee to the air races this year.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » February 28th, 2004, 1:23 pm

Ranger Abell, thats why I buy in bulk.

Cat · Post by **Cat** » February 28th, 2004, 2:14 pm

Abell9 wrote:Think about it, Cat....not only do most of the Rednecks I know dip...so do their women

My roommate [no MWR queen story here] in my last unit was from SC and she dipped .

Never saw women do it before I came into the Army :? .

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » February 28th, 2004, 4:38 pm

See Slowpoke. Did yer hear what they say? And you admonished me when I 'plained the rebels called going for girls "going for cock" and us Northern's said we was going for girls too but "going to town for pussy" All the above statements have vindicated me bud.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » February 28th, 2004, 5:54 pm

I got 'vindicated' once.....but I don't tell anyone about it!

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