Checking in with a question

Nancy · Post by **Nancy** » October 12th, 2005, 4:03 am

I'm an airsoft instructor at a local field, and I want to join the rangers. I think 9/11 sux and I figure I could take some of my tactical knowledge from years of airsoft and apply it in the rangers.

I was wondering though, since I'll know so much more than everyone else about weapons and tactics and stuff, is there any possibility I'd be given some kind of credit for it, maybe even made a junior instructor for weapons and tactics or something? That would be cool, I think I could teach people lots of stuff, I look forward to using my knowledege to help better the army

I know you guys aren't going to believe I'm a real airsoft instructor, so heres a pic of me and my buddies ona recon mission to show I'm for real:

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » October 12th, 2005, 4:30 am

Ok, bud. Check it out. The pictures are great and all, but doing it for a living is, put mildly, a whole different ball of wax. First of all, expand your intro a little more. Where are you from? How old? Do you go to school? etc. Second, make sure you read all the FAQ's and rules. When addressing a Ranger, make sure you put "Ranger" in front of his name. I would further suggest that you read alot more and post less, initally. Use the search button. Every question you have about Rangering and the Army has been answered at some point in time. Yes, every one of them. So go forth, search, read and in the highly unlikely case that you can't find what your looking for, post a question.

Earthpig · Post by **Earthpig** » October 12th, 2005, 5:18 am

It's gotta be an Admin.

RLTW
EP

VAK · Post by **VAK** » October 12th, 2005, 5:25 am

I actually think you could be used as a training aid. If the movie screen ever breaks, your ass could be used as a fill in. My God you FAT FUCK!!! HOLY SHIT, how can you avoid not getting pummeled??? Although, I give you a little credit for coming on here with this joke as I haven't laughed this hard since Moni thought she was going to actually pick up one of these sick fuckers.

WAIT, WAIT!!! Dude, I've got a hot tip for you... OK, before you try to squeeze your fat ass back through the door in a huff, I actually hear that if you go talk to "hit_it", PM the fuck out of him, one with your bio info, one with what you want to do, one telling him ALL ABOUT how cool you are and how hip you are with AirSoft and what your training goals are with the Ranger's-fuck it, you know what, tell him that you not only want to train the Ranger's, tell him you think you could teach him a fucking thing or two about weapons and tactics, then finally tell him how awesome a man you are... Get it done quickly now!!!

Bwaahhahahahahahahahaha

Hit_it, Brother if this fat fucker actually does it I am not going to apoligize as you have to admit, it was KIND of funny.... But you have my total blessing to open fire. Although this is obviously some retarded joke.

HarleyRider · Post by **HarleyRider** » October 12th, 2005, 6:08 am

Holy shit. This has to be the funniest post I have ever seen. The picture alone is worth a thousand words.

AnotherDumbKid · Post by **AnotherDumbKid** » October 12th, 2005, 6:24 am

PM inbound. Don't post again until you read it.

ManchuLeg · Post by **ManchuLeg** » October 12th, 2005, 6:43 am

Holy mother of hippocrocapig's
What are you doing reconnaissance on, White Castle?
I didn't even know they built BDU's in that size.

There's no way this can be for real.

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » October 12th, 2005, 6:51 am

Believe me, when I saw this, I almost had Touret's Syndrome with my keyboard. However, taking Tool's rant to heart, I decided at least meet the kid half way and not flame him right off the bat. You know what pissed me off though? These kids have got better kit than I do and I'm on active duty. Got to admit though, the 240 is kind of cool.

Towedjmpr · Post by **Towedjmpr** » October 12th, 2005, 7:32 am

I can't stop laughing at the swollen dick head on the right.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » October 12th, 2005, 7:33 am

Is this another little parody by the Sand Gnome? Maybe the Pastor has hired live aggressors for the ranch?

Hoover · Post by **Hoover** » October 12th, 2005, 8:10 am

Jim wrote:Is this another little parody by the Sand Gnome? Maybe the Pastor has hired live aggressors for the ranch?

No shit......the PRR (pork roast Rangers).

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » October 12th, 2005, 8:17 am

I feel much better for viewing the pics in this thread.

Southern_Brit · Post by **Southern_Brit** » October 12th, 2005, 8:30 am

The one in the middle has done his homework - dressed in Para smock complete with wings and DZ patch - even sporting a fucking GMPG!

Rock Island Ranger · October 12th, 2005, 8:36 am

I cracked the fuck up when I saw Jaba the Hut in Cami's. Holy Mother of Moni...boy must have to have that helmet surgically removed....
Designer sun glasses make his look thinner dont you think>