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Bushwack · Post by **Bushwack** » October 4th, 2005, 1:57 pm

Rangers, I have a question.

I would like to extend an invitation to any active Ranger. I know most Rangers go home or spend time with family whenever they get a chance to do so.

I would like to open my home to any Ranger who needs a place to stay for a couple of days if he is passing through town on his way to where ever. Is this an appropriate thing to offer?

My son is in the 75th currently. If he needed a place to crash while he was on the road, I would like to think another Ranger parent would offer the same to him.

Is this worth pursuing?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » October 4th, 2005, 9:41 pm

What is your question?

Bushwack · Post by **Bushwack** » October 5th, 2005, 5:17 am

Ranger Matador,
My question is this, is offering a Ranger in transit a place to stay for a night insted of paying for a motel O.K? Or would this be considered bullshit?

Ford375 · Post by **Ford375** » October 8th, 2005, 11:35 am

I think its a friendly offer from the heart... but unless I had proof that your son was with the 75th, and I talked to him, would be the only way I would stay in someone elses house. Like most Rangers.... I am paranoid and do indeed think the world is out to get me. So I would have to be convinced, and extremely desperate to take you up on your offer.

Bushwack · Post by **Bushwack** » October 10th, 2005, 6:57 am

Ranger Ford 375,
All any Ranger would have to do is e-mail, I then have you contact my son. I would also like to know that any one who might take me up on the offer is a Ranger also.

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » October 10th, 2005, 7:03 am

Bushwack wrote:Ranger Ford 375,
All any Ranger would have to do is e-mail, I then have you contact my son. I would also like to know that any one who might take me up on the offer is a Ranger also.

Can you post a pic of your wife?
This is often a discriminating factor in billeting arrangements.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » October 10th, 2005, 8:31 am

that's our Heathen...

or, how bout wife and daughters pics...

but that would be disrespectful, so I wouldn't say it.

Bushwack · Post by **Bushwack** » October 10th, 2005, 12:14 pm

Rangers Kilted Heathen and KW Driver,

This invite covers lodging only. I thought, correct me if I'm wrong but isn't a Rogers Standing Order to , "Never Forget Nothing"?

Rangers, you are welcome to a roof over your head.

You are not authorized the following:
1. Any pussy that may be present at my house.

2. Draining my booze supply.

3. Engaging in any sexual activity what so ever with my dog.

You will be required to provide the following:
1. Your own Pussy.

2. If you drink more than one case of beer or one bottle of JD you will have to buy the second.
3. As I am single. You could extend the offer to bring extra pussy in case I'm temporarly with out.

(Please include picture) And one more thing... I mean HUMAN pussy.

Rock Island Ranger · October 10th, 2005, 12:34 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:
Bushwack wrote:Ranger Ford 375,
All any Ranger would have to do is e-mail, I then have you contact my son. I would also like to know that any one who might take me up on the offer is a Ranger also.
Can you post a pic of your wife?
This is often a discriminating factor in billeting arrangements.

GAWDdamn......thats why I love being a Ranger.....

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » October 10th, 2005, 12:46 pm

3. As I am single. You could extend the offer to bring extra pussy in case I'm temporarly with out. Idea (Please include picture) And one more thing... I mean HUMAN pussy. Twisted Evil
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AHHA! Hospitality my fucking ass!
He knows damn well pussy follows Rangers and he's fresh out of full-time pussy.
That's those fucking ADA assholes for you.
Sneaky bastards...all of them.
Plus, he knows damn well I'd bring him a sheep so he's been doing research.

Bushwack · Post by **Bushwack** » October 10th, 2005, 12:55 pm

Ranger Abell9, you are a man of the cloth, you do realize that you and rangers KW Driver and Kilted Heathen are talking about a fellow Rangers mother and sisters do you not?

Shame be brought unto you all. May your peckers rot and refuse to function until you all repent.

May the DSOTYR shun you for your sins.

Bushwack · Post by **Bushwack** » October 10th, 2005, 1:19 pm

That's those fucking ADA assholes for you.
Sneaky bastards...all of them.

Ranger Kilted Heathen,

I resemble...I mean resent that. I know who my father was!!!!

Rock Island Ranger · October 10th, 2005, 1:40 pm

Bushwack wrote:Ranger Abell9, you are a man of the cloth, you do realize that you and rangers KW Driver and Kilted Heathen are talking about a fellow Rangers mother and sisters do you not?

Shame be brought unto you all. May your peckers rot and refuse to function until you all repent.

May the DSOTYR shun you for your sins.

Man of the Cloth? Yes....yes I am....I wipe myself off after Im done.
I have also found Ranger Mom's and Sisters are...understanding of our Ranger ways and appreciate Ranger Romping.
The DSOTYR??? Shun me? I think they all left and went to another site and them will talk to me anyhow.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » October 10th, 2005, 2:41 pm

KW Driver wrote:that's our Heathen...

or, how bout wife and daughters pics...

but that would be disrespectful, so I wouldn't say it.

so what part of this didn't you read?

Bushwack · Post by **Bushwack** » October 10th, 2005, 3:46 pm

Ranger KW Driver,

I appoligize for mistaking your post as an intent. I hearby withdraw any referance to wishing ill upon your pecker.

Respectfully,
Bushwack

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