bumper stickers

RTO · Post by **RTO** » August 29th, 2005, 5:02 am

1. Illiterate? Write For Help
2. Honk If Anything Falls Off
3. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes
4. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit
5. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
6. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
7. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
8. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
9. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
10. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
11. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over [Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
12. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph
13. Guys: No Shirt, No Service! Gals: No Shirt, No Charge!
14. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
15. Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
16. Ax Me About Ebonics
17. Body By Nautilus, Brain By Mattel
18. Boldly Going Nowhere
19. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
20. The Face Is Familiar, But I Can't Quite Remember My Name

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Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » August 29th, 2005, 5:17 am

In the early 60's my uncle had a bumper sticker under his bumper which read, Smile as you go under

PETA: I break for squirrels/animals

Don't follow me
I'm lost

I'm with stupid who
won't stop for directions

Sign on the back of Matt Helm's car:
If you can read this you are too close

Let's throw the bull over
the fence some hay

Let's meet at the Mint Bar
(sticker from bar in Wyo given to me by Vee & on my vehicle presently)

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Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » August 29th, 2005, 5:31 am

# Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

# CATS: The other white meat

# CAUTION - Driver legally blonde!

# How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost.

# If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets

# WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

# If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

# Practice Safe Sex. Go Screw Yourself.

# Constipated people don't give a crap.

# To all you virgins: Thanks for nothing.

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » August 29th, 2005, 6:57 am

Daisey · Post by **Daisey** » August 29th, 2005, 7:17 am

Ardent Lady · Post by **Ardent Lady** » August 29th, 2005, 7:57 am

* I Love Animals
They're Delicious!!

RTO · Post by **RTO** » August 29th, 2005, 8:12 am

Ardent Lady wrote:* I Love Animals
They're Delicious!!

Tastes like Chicken!

Jim · Post by **Jim** » August 29th, 2005, 9:14 am

Yeah, but why does everything taste like chicken?

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 29th, 2005, 9:19 am

My favorite I ever had was in High School.

Save a Flag.
Burn a Protester!

fireranger · Post by **fireranger** » August 29th, 2005, 9:24 am

IF guns cause violence...........
Then pencils cause mis-spelled words.

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » August 29th, 2005, 9:35 am

My Mother Is a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips

Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » August 29th, 2005, 10:02 am

Jim wrote:Yeah, but why does everything taste like chicken?

Because it tastes better than chopped liver!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 29th, 2005, 3:51 pm

To entertain a blonde, look below
To entertain a blonde, look above

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

You say psycho like it's a bad thing

Don't make me use my pepper spray, Dork!

It's as bad as you think, and they are out to get you

They say you can't take it with you... But they also can't come and get it!

Cat · Post by **Cat** » August 29th, 2005, 3:57 pm

Gun control is being able to hit your target

My Gun has killed less people than Ted Kennedy's car

Steadfast · Post by **Steadfast** » August 29th, 2005, 4:07 pm

Don't dial 9-1-1

Use .357

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