The Beekeepers

Southern_Brit · Post by **Southern_Brit** » August 21st, 2005, 12:10 pm

Two Beekeepers meet up in a pub and get round to talking about their work.

Beekeeper 1: "I own 20 bee hives, each containing 10,000 bees"

Beekeeper 2: "I have one hive and 1 million bees"

Beekeeper 1: "What?! Just one hive.....with a million bees!!"

Beekeeper 2: "Yeah, fuck 'em.....they're only bees"

Sorry, makes me laugh!

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » August 21st, 2005, 3:23 pm

British humor?

Must be KH got it!

Towedjmpr · Post by **Towedjmpr** » August 21st, 2005, 3:27 pm

Top J · Post by **Top J** » August 22nd, 2005, 11:12 am

I don't get it ?

Rock Island Ranger · August 22nd, 2005, 12:35 pm

ITs British but I missing the humor part.

Southern_Brit · Post by **Southern_Brit** » August 23rd, 2005, 8:29 am

I'm not going to explain...

Though it is one of those jokes that even Brits don't get.... just my favourite though.

Southern_Brit · Post by **Southern_Brit** » August 23rd, 2005, 8:31 am

I'll try another:

What's E.T short for?

He's got small legs!

Ardent Lady · Post by **Ardent Lady** » August 23rd, 2005, 8:39 am

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » August 23rd, 2005, 8:45 am

Rock Island Ranger · August 23rd, 2005, 9:05 am

Southern_Brit wrote:I'll try another:

What's E.T short for?

He's got small legs!

Through the years, I had the honor of working with and training with many of your warriors. And by the way, Brit....some of the best I have ever seen. What was most remarkable is that a group of you Brits would be standing around telling jokes and cracking the fuck up and I was looking at them like.... :? . Guess Redneck humor is so fucking debase that it fails to recognize the sheer genius of your jokes.

Top J · Post by **Top J** » August 23rd, 2005, 9:29 am

Southern_Brit wrote:I'll try another:

What's E.T short for?

He's got small legs!

Still don't get it :?

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » August 23rd, 2005, 9:52 am

Maybe the problem is that England is so close to France some of the Frenchy stuff rubbed off on them. :?

Rock Island Ranger · August 23rd, 2005, 10:44 am

Terry Welshan wrote:
Southern_Brit wrote:I'll try another:

What's E.T short for?

He's got small legs!

Shutup mother fucker...you didnt get it!

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » August 23rd, 2005, 11:01 am

Southern_Brit wrote:I'll try another:

What's E.T short for?

He's got small legs!