$1000 hooker

SAWgunner4fun · Post by **SAWgunner4fun** » August 5th, 2005, 9:21 am

A guy walks into a whore house in New Orleans and says to the madam of the house "I would like to see Lianne." The madam says "Lianne is our most expensive woman at a $1000 a night." The guy says "No problem!" and lays down $1000 in cash. Lianne comes downstairs, they both go back upstairs, they fuck and the man leaves. The next night, the man shows up and requests Lianne again, throws down $1000, and Lianne and the guy go upstairs and screw around. After they're done Lianne tries to make small talk and asks him where he's from. The guy says "I'm from Philadelphia". Lianne jumps up in surprise and says, " Really, me too!!" The guys says "Yeah, I know. Your father just passed away and your brother wanted me to give you $2000"

Warriorwife · Post by **Warriorwife** » August 5th, 2005, 9:31 am

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » August 5th, 2005, 9:37 am

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 5th, 2005, 9:38 am

RTO · Post by **RTO** » August 5th, 2005, 10:09 am

he gave it to her real good!

The Holmchicken · Post by **The Holmchicken** » August 5th, 2005, 12:25 pm

Nice.....Very nice.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » August 5th, 2005, 1:51 pm

That's awesome. Similar to the neighbor's wife story.

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » August 5th, 2005, 4:01 pm

Old Philly Guy · Post by **Old Philly Guy** » August 5th, 2005, 7:47 pm

Yeah, that sounds about right for a NE Philly girl.........

and it sounds about right for a South Philly guy.

Kwith · Post by **Kwith** » August 5th, 2005, 7:50 pm

Like myself! :D

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 5th, 2005, 7:58 pm

Kwith wrote:Like myself! :D

Your sister works in a whorehouse in New Orleans?

Kwith · Post by **Kwith** » August 5th, 2005, 8:01 pm

SkyShark wrote:Kwith wrote:
Like myself!

Your sister works in a whorehouse in New Orleans?

I meant I'd be the guy that had to deliver the $2,000, but my sister is a whore anyway

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 5th, 2005, 8:02 pm

Kwith wrote:
SkyShark wrote:Kwith wrote:
Like myself!

Your sister works in a whorehouse in New Orleans?
I meant I'd be the guy that had to deliver the $2,000, but my sister is a whore anyway

How old is she?

Kwith · Post by **Kwith** » August 5th, 2005, 8:04 pm

20, and it's about time she gets the hell out of here.

SkyShark · Post by **SkyShark** » August 5th, 2005, 8:08 pm

Post a pic.

Hopfully she will be wearing a Ninja outfit.