Famous Quotes

Willy · Post by **Willy** » July 12th, 2005, 11:13 am

Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be
out of work and their dreams would be shattered. I think, "It is better
to drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and
worry about my liver."

-- Babe Ruth

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

-- Lyndon B. Johnson

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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with
his fools.

-- Ernest Hemingway

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

-- Paul Hornung

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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.

-- H. L. Mencken

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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we
fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So,
let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

-- George Bernard Shaw

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

-- Benjamin Franklin

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the
wheel
does not go nearly as well with pizza.

-- Dave Barry

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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!

-- W. C. Fields

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Remember "I"! be fore "E", except in Budweiser.

-- Professor Irwin Corey

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To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group."
Salvation in a can!

-- Leo Durocher

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One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the
"Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection
is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates
the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine!

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 12th, 2005, 11:19 am

hahaha, already had one beer this morning. Whatcha' trying to do to me here?

Willy · Post by **Willy** » July 12th, 2005, 9:13 pm

Ranger RTO since i made you think of beer If you are ever at Benning when I am I would buy you a few at the place Ranger Abnrgr289 works. Then again it could be a first a Ranger and a Ranger parent getting tossed out of the place

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 12th, 2005, 10:43 pm

Willy wrote:Ranger RTO since i made you think of beer If you are ever at Benning when I am I would buy you a few at the place Ranger Abnrgr289 works. Then again it could be a first a Ranger and a Ranger parent getting tossed out of the place

That sounds GREAT Willy, sorry I missed the RR last week, but I will get down there sometime soon. 289? I'd like to see him toss me! Have you seen my pic on page 81 (I think) of picture post? I'm the BIG guy! :D

Kilted Heathen · Post by **Kilted Heathen** » July 12th, 2005, 11:04 pm

Guinness...it's not just for breakfast anymore! - Kilted Heathen

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 13th, 2005, 8:27 am

RTO wrote:
Willy wrote:Ranger RTO since i made you think of beer If you are ever at Benning when I am I would buy you a few at the place Ranger Abnrgr289 works. Then again it could be a first a Ranger and a Ranger parent getting tossed out of the place
That sounds GREAT Willy, sorry I missed the RR last week, but I will get down there sometime soon. 289? I'd like to see him toss me! Have you seen my pic on page 81 (I think) of picture post? I'm the BIG guy! :D

You mean the one with the beret?

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 13th, 2005, 11:03 am

smileytfj wrote:
RTO wrote:
Willy wrote:Ranger RTO since i made you think of beer If you are ever at Benning when I am I would buy you a few at the place Ranger Abnrgr289 works. Then again it could be a first a Ranger and a Ranger parent getting tossed out of the place
That sounds GREAT Willy, sorry I missed the RR last week, but I will get down there sometime soon. 289? I'd like to see him toss me! Have you seen my pic on page 81 (I think) of picture post? I'm the BIG guy! :D
You mean the one with the beret?

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 14th, 2005, 5:09 am

SmileyTFJ wrote:
RTO wrote:
Willy wrote:Ranger RTO since i made you think of beer If you are ever at Benning when I am I would buy you a few at the place Ranger Abnrgr289 works. Then again it could be a first a Ranger and a Ranger parent getting tossed out of the place
That sounds GREAT Willy, sorry I missed the RR last week, but I will get down there sometime soon. 289? I'd like to see him toss me! Have you seen my pic on page 81 (I think) of picture post? I'm the BIG guy! :D
You mean the one with the beret?

It looks alot like the black beret you wear Smiley, only mine sports a red lightning bolt! They don't give those away.

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » July 14th, 2005, 5:59 am

RTO wrote:
Willy wrote:Ranger RTO since i made you think of beer If you are ever at Benning when I am I would buy you a few at the place Ranger Abnrgr289 works. Then again it could be a first a Ranger and a Ranger parent getting tossed out of the place
That sounds GREAT Willy, sorry I missed the RR last week, but I will get down there sometime soon. 289? I'd like to see him toss me! Have you seen my pic on page 81 (I think) of picture post? I'm the BIG guy! :D

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 14th, 2005, 6:04 am

AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote:
Willy wrote:Ranger RTO since i made you think of beer If you are ever at Benning when I am I would buy you a few at the place Ranger Abnrgr289 works. Then again it could be a first a Ranger and a Ranger parent getting tossed out of the place
That sounds GREAT Willy, sorry I missed the RR last week, but I will get down there sometime soon. 289? I'd like to see him toss me! Have you seen my pic on page 81 (I think) of picture post? I'm the BIG guy! :D

Not on your best day!

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 14th, 2005, 7:32 am

RTO wrote:It looks alot like the black beret you wear Smiley, only mine sports a red lightning bolt! They don't give those away.

Hey I didn't ask for the dang thing...only worn it once..under protest.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » July 14th, 2005, 8:00 am

SmileyTFJ wrote:
RTO wrote:It looks alot like the black beret you wear Smiley, only mine sports a red lightning bolt! They don't give those away.

Hey I didn't ask for the dang thing...only worn it once..under protest.

All good! You probably look cuter wearing it too! So we got matching his-n-hers black berets! :D

SmileyTFJ · Post by **SmileyTFJ** » July 14th, 2005, 8:04 am

RTO wrote:
SmileyTFJ wrote:
RTO wrote:It looks alot like the black beret you wear Smiley, only mine sports a red lightning bolt! They don't give those away.

Hey I didn't ask for the dang thing...only worn it once..under protest.
All good! You probably look cuter wearing it too! So we got matching his-n-hers black berets! :D

Alright now you're starting to make ME sick!!!

ymu