Women and cars, man what else could go wrong?
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centermass
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Gotta go Japanese. My wife has a little Honda Del Sol - the fucking thing has 110,000 miles on it, and she's never done anything more than change the oil and fix the AC. She did just have it painted, but that was a want thing, not a need thing.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
C co. 1/75, '78 - '81
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FRD, '81-'82
C co. 4/9 Inf. (Abn.) '82 - '84
HHC and C. co. 3/75, '84 - '87
4th RTB, '88 - '91
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C co. 1/75, '78 - '81
Ranger Class 2-79
FRD, '81-'82
C co. 4/9 Inf. (Abn.) '82 - '84
HHC and C. co. 3/75, '84 - '87
4th RTB, '88 - '91
1SG in B co. 1/21 (Gimlets), 25th ID, '91 - '96
G3(Air) NCOIC, 25th ID '96 - '97
Honor Grad, School of Brightness, 6-96
Retired in '97
You gotta a problem with Ford there Ranger?centermass wrote:Don't tell me, let me guess, was it a Ford?
All jokin aside that fuckin sucks Rock, why is it that when women notice there is a problem with their car, THEY KEEP FUCKIN DRIVIN IT BEFORE THEY CHECK IT OUT!?!
I had the same thing happen to me 15 years ago, cept it was oil and she blew the rod. Her excuse was (and this was my "ex"girlfriend btw), she didn't pay any attention to the oil light and didn't think it was a big deal, nor did it have anything to do with the rod blowing out the side of the engine.
We broke up about 2 weeks later 1984 - 1985 5th Inf Div
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
I stand corrected Ranger.jakeshoe wrote:Bug,
She didn't "blow a rod", not in the car anyway, she "threw a rod"...
Blowing a rod, and throwing are two entirely different things...
as for chadrob30 ..........chadrob30 wrote:she blew the rod
:D
1984 - 1985 5th Inf Div
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
1985 - 1986 75th Inf Ranger Regt
1986 - 1988 3/12 SFG (ABN)
The strength of the pack is the Wolf... and the strength of the Wolf is the pack...
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keepsmilin
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Re: Women and cars, man what else could go wrong?
It's definitely a drag to have to pay er off... but the fact she dies on ya the next day is a real bummer....SSG Rock wrote:FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCKIN FUCK ME!!! I pay the bitch off and almost the very next fucking day she dies?! ....
Better look for somethin a little younger next time...
~Smilin
"Do not be too moral, you may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something."
~Henry David Thoreau
~Henry David Thoreau
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Spartan
Re: Women and cars, man what else could go wrong?
You're talkin' about the car, or the woman?keepsmilin wrote:Better look for somethin a little younger next time...
~Smilin
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keepsmilin
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I was confused...
I wasn't real sure exactly which was wearin out on em...
Old chics are interesting and all but there is a point of no return...
~Smilin
Old chics are interesting and all but there is a point of no return...
~Smilin
"Do not be too moral, you may cheat yourself out of much life. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something."
~Henry David Thoreau
~Henry David Thoreau
Re: I was confused...
I've been saying that for years...keepsmilin wrote:I wasn't real sure exactly which was wearin out on em...
Old chics are interesting and all but there is a point of no return...
~Smilin
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(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
[quote]well, I guess I can buy her a mustang rag top or something practical this time round.......
You're gonna buy her ANOTHER one?!!
WOW, can you say .....masochist.
You're gonna buy her ANOTHER one?!!
WOW, can you say .....masochist.
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Oopps almost forgot Class 4-84
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C,HHC,D/3-6(INF)(Mech)
HHC/2-504 PIR
A/1-504 PIR
HHC/1-82(ABN)
Oopps almost forgot Class 4-84
"Always with the negative waves Moriarity!"
Re: From the Office of The Resident Leg.....
KIASSG Rock wrote:Thats why I come here, I always get a sympathetic ear.
She had a KIA Sportage, it was nice, four wheel drive, just the right size for the wife (she's exactly 5 ft tall). But man, I'm telling you, what fucking anguish it was to get the word she fried the engine almost the day after I mailed in the last payment, this just wasn't in my five year plan.......shit! So, yeah I'm gonna buy her somethin else, somethin that I want to drive when I don't feel like driving my MOPAR, maybe like a....or something along those lines.
Killed In Action, Rock.
You should have seen it coming.
Some young racer hippie will buy the body off you for twice what it's worth.
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