DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!
A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three separate women, walking past, stopped and talked with him.
The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been fucked?"
The fellow's heart started beating faster as he replied, "No."
She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
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And he rises up and say's "NO!!"mikelogics wrote:After he drowns, a fourth woman comes to him and asks.....
YOU FINISH?
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I simply want to know when my ex-wife was at a fucking beach...Slowpoke wrote:DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been fucked?"
The fellow's heart started beating faster as he replied, "No."
She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
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Don't tell me we were married to the same womanusaftacp wrote:I simply want to know when my ex-wife was at a fucking beach...Slowpoke wrote:DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been fucked?"
The fellow's heart started beating faster as he replied, "No."
She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
SFOC Class 77-94
Tm Ldr, SF Tm 1302 95-96
CO, 12th SF Co. SFR(A) SOCOM PA 97-99
CO, 66th Infantry Battalion 10th Infantry Divison, Philippine Army (current)
SFOC Class 77-94
Tm Ldr, SF Tm 1302 95-96
CO, 12th SF Co. SFR(A) SOCOM PA 97-99
CO, 66th Infantry Battalion 10th Infantry Divison, Philippine Army (current)
Brother, after years of study I am convinced that they all have some internal clock. We've actually all been told about it. Hell, they tell us themselves, when they want a baby or something. However, they don't tell us that it's also hooked up to a secret hormone known now to scientist's throughout the world as the "Bitch-oo-mone".
The "boom" only comes reveals when the gold from a wedding ring reacts with their bodies natural body chemistry over time. You will start noticing right away a decreased sexual appitite, a shittier disposition and something akin to an affinity for your wallet and all things yours. This reaction takes place almost immediately after that gold/ring finger connection takes place. Scientists have found however that the longer that the ring is on their finger, the meaner they will be toward the person who placed that ring upon their finger and the more of his shit they will eventually want. I've found that this holds true, for example, I paid $500 a month in alimony and $1500 a month in child support for two kids. Not to mention their health insurance, life insurance, house, car and every fucking thing I had owned when we got divorced. My ex was severely struck with the BOOM. As a matter of fact she BOOMED my ass right out the dooooor.
The only known cure is getting out and getting totally the fuck away from the psychotic biatch. It's also a known fact that once you been found to have a woman afflicted with the BOOM, ALLLLLLLLLLL other women you have relationships with will soon after you start DATING them, start exhibiting early symptoms of the BOOM without ever having a ring placed near their fingers. I believe it's from a contagious feature that these women use to communicate. Like the Dawn of the Dead or insects, they leave some unseen portion of their virus somewhere on or near us marking the fact that we've once been susceptable to their POX and like the Dead walking, only the cursed among them will be sniffing around us trying to take our shit and fuck with our stuff.
The "boom" only comes reveals when the gold from a wedding ring reacts with their bodies natural body chemistry over time. You will start noticing right away a decreased sexual appitite, a shittier disposition and something akin to an affinity for your wallet and all things yours. This reaction takes place almost immediately after that gold/ring finger connection takes place. Scientists have found however that the longer that the ring is on their finger, the meaner they will be toward the person who placed that ring upon their finger and the more of his shit they will eventually want. I've found that this holds true, for example, I paid $500 a month in alimony and $1500 a month in child support for two kids. Not to mention their health insurance, life insurance, house, car and every fucking thing I had owned when we got divorced. My ex was severely struck with the BOOM. As a matter of fact she BOOMED my ass right out the dooooor.
The only known cure is getting out and getting totally the fuck away from the psychotic biatch. It's also a known fact that once you been found to have a woman afflicted with the BOOM, ALLLLLLLLLLL other women you have relationships with will soon after you start DATING them, start exhibiting early symptoms of the BOOM without ever having a ring placed near their fingers. I believe it's from a contagious feature that these women use to communicate. Like the Dawn of the Dead or insects, they leave some unseen portion of their virus somewhere on or near us marking the fact that we've once been susceptable to their POX and like the Dead walking, only the cursed among them will be sniffing around us trying to take our shit and fuck with our stuff.
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
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We WERE married to the same woman! 
I totally agree with you there. I already saw the "BOOM" signs during our engagement. Should never have pushed through with it.
I totally agree with you there. I already saw the "BOOM" signs during our engagement. Should never have pushed through with it.
If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.
SFOC Class 77-94
Tm Ldr, SF Tm 1302 95-96
CO, 12th SF Co. SFR(A) SOCOM PA 97-99
CO, 66th Infantry Battalion 10th Infantry Divison, Philippine Army (current)
SFOC Class 77-94
Tm Ldr, SF Tm 1302 95-96
CO, 12th SF Co. SFR(A) SOCOM PA 97-99
CO, 66th Infantry Battalion 10th Infantry Divison, Philippine Army (current)
Re: This is bad
Then Adam came up to him, noticing the limbless man was starting to burn from the bright sun said, "Man you are red as a beet. Do you want me to flip you over to give you that all around tan Man?" The limbless Man said, "Could you?" So Adam turned the man on his stomach and asked, "Are you gay Man?" The limbless Man reponded, "No I am not gay." Adam dropped his bathing suit and said, "I am", and fucked the Limbless Man. Adam came and went. Then the Limbless' Man's aide arrived, turned the Limbless Man around and sat him up and asked if he was ready to go back to the Gay Nursing home For Limbless Male adults with HIV Aids. Limbless Man says to aide, "I just love people, and how thoughtful they are by nature." In gest the Man says to his aide, "THX, I am ready to go."Slowpoke wrote:DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!
A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three separate women, walking past, stopped and talked with him.
The first woman said, "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been fucked?"
The fellow's heart started beating faster as he replied, "No."
She said, "You will be when the tide comes in."
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