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Rangerguru
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Abell9 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Stone wall.
How would you know that? :P
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I just watched Red Dawn for the XXX time.

They just don't make movies like they did in the '80's
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Whats the deal with shoelaces?? They don't lace, and they don't go on shoes. Jerry Seinfeld made multiple millions with inane observations like that one....Why can't I?? Just a thought.
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I hate my job
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

Abell9 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Stone wall.
:lol: :lol:
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Post by cams »

brad2007 wrote:Inappropriate.

sorry Rangers
Shut the fuck up.
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Cliv03 wrote:brad2007:
Inappropriate.

sorry Rangers

What's inappropriate? :?
I think it said some crap about doing drugs or getting high...some dumb shit like that.
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ANGRYCivilian wrote:Is it wrong to want to F one of the ladies in my office...she's 57. :shock:

She's a Grand-MILF!
Did you say Grand MILF????

If I might be able to find you a picture.... Zonk.. you remember that grand milf picture dont ya





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Post by The Holmchicken »

Rangerguru wrote:
Abell9 wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
Stone wall.
How would you know that? :P

Becaue he told Moses to be careful with the tablets that "he fucking chiseled!"
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Post by Rock Island Ranger »

The Holmchicken wrote:
Rangerguru wrote:
Abell9 wrote: Stone wall.
How would you know that? :P

Becaue he told Moses to be careful with the tablets that "he fucking chiseled!"
:lol: :lol: Why all da bruva's alweeze be smakin on me and shit?
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Post by The Holmchicken »

Abell9 wrote:
The Holmchicken wrote:
Rangerguru wrote: How would you know that? :P

Becaue he told Moses to be careful with the tablets that "he fucking chiseled!"
:lol: :lol: Why all da bruva's alweeze be smakin on me and shit?

Damn, wit yo fly slab an shit, brotha be an eazee targey, ya mean? :lol:
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Post by Bravo57 »

Fishy,





Fishy,




Fishy,










Fish, wherever did you go?










Fishy,










Fishy,











Fishy,













Fish, you cannot swim, in the snow.
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This thread has gone on for 41 pages and has been viewed over 20,000 times. :shock:
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