Yeah but now you know why the chickens sit up in the trees.Zonk 1/75 wrote:I was pretty worried about the ducks out at Andy's Ranch, and then I remembered that they can float.
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Yeah but now you know why the chickens sit up in the trees.Zonk 1/75 wrote:I was pretty worried about the ducks out at Andy's Ranch, and then I remembered that they can float.
yeah, them, and witches.... and very small rocks...Zonk 1/75 wrote:I was pretty worried about the ducks out at Andy's Ranch, and then I remembered that they can float.
No shit. Chicago's flooded. Kind of funny to watch on T.V.IDon'tCare wrote:Like we need more rain.........
Hey B57 it's almost done...
Good to hear Andy!Rock Island Ranger wrote:Appreciate the calls, love letters, and voicemails. Bad ass storm for sure. Ididnt go through much really. Back fence blew down, the one that I shot peanut the cat off several times. Gunna have to fix that. Back neighbor REALLY doesnt like to see me take a leak. Go figure. Fucking Puritan.
One of my employees got smoked pretty bad. Flooded, lost alot of her furniture, and keep sakes from her wedding. Just got married a couple of months ago. Told her, you didnt have shit so starting over should be a piece of cake. Been helping a few others with shingles, debris, ect...I gotta quit this nice guy shit.
Went to the ranch to shoot with Rico, Invictus and Another Damned Texan but....they didnt come. Loaded up tools, chain saw, 40 gallons of gas,and headed for the in need employee's houses. Ranch had -0- damage, zero rain....all good.
Im good guys, just busy as a mother fucker now spreading the love of GRITS, dog cussing idiots, and taunting those who need it. People being especially stupid and paniky in Houston. Must have had 50 offers to but the gas off my truck....one said...."so wutcha gunna do if I jes take it"?![]()
I merely replied, if there is a God in heaven you WILL try.
Appreciate all your calls and stuff. Doing good, bro's. You too Sista's. Need to get laid bad.
X2.BadMuther wrote:Good to hear Andy!Rock Island Ranger wrote:Appreciate the calls, love letters, and voicemails. Bad ass storm for sure. Ididnt go through much really. Back fence blew down, the one that I shot peanut the cat off several times. Gunna have to fix that. Back neighbor REALLY doesnt like to see me take a leak. Go figure. Fucking Puritan.
One of my employees got smoked pretty bad. Flooded, lost alot of her furniture, and keep sakes from her wedding. Just got married a couple of months ago. Told her, you didnt have shit so starting over should be a piece of cake. Been helping a few others with shingles, debris, ect...I gotta quit this nice guy shit.
Went to the ranch to shoot with Rico, Invictus and Another Damned Texan but....they didnt come. Loaded up tools, chain saw, 40 gallons of gas,and headed for the in need employee's houses. Ranch had -0- damage, zero rain....all good.
Im good guys, just busy as a mother fucker now spreading the love of GRITS, dog cussing idiots, and taunting those who need it. People being especially stupid and paniky in Houston. Must have had 50 offers to but the gas off my truck....one said...."so wutcha gunna do if I jes take it"?![]()
I merely replied, if there is a God in heaven you WILL try.
Appreciate all your calls and stuff. Doing good, bro's. You too Sista's. Need to get laid bad.
Although I've never met you, I'm glad you came out of this unscatched. Thanks for the offer of assistance for my Mom.Rock Island Ranger wrote:Appreciate the calls, love letters, and voicemails. Bad ass storm for sure. Ididnt go through much really. Back fence blew down, the one that I shot peanut the cat off several times. Gunna have to fix that. Back neighbor REALLY doesnt like to see me take a leak. Go figure. Fucking Puritan.
One of my employees got smoked pretty bad. Flooded, lost alot of her furniture, and keep sakes from her wedding. Just got married a couple of months ago. Told her, you didnt have shit so starting over should be a piece of cake. Been helping a few others with shingles, debris, ect...I gotta quit this nice guy shit.
Went to the ranch to shoot with Rico, Invictus and Another Damned Texan but....they didnt come. Loaded up tools, chain saw, 40 gallons of gas,and headed for the in need employee's houses. Ranch had -0- damage, zero rain....all good.
Im good guys, just busy as a mother fucker now spreading the love of GRITS, dog cussing idiots, and taunting those who need it. People being especially stupid and paniky in Houston. Must have had 50 offers to but the gas off my truck....one said...."so wutcha gunna do if I jes take it"?![]()
I merely replied, if there is a God in heaven you WILL try.
Appreciate all your calls and stuff. Doing good, bro's. You too Sista's. Need to get laid bad.
He'll get better ....Zonk 1/75 wrote:Hope Andy wasn't turned into a newt!KW Driver wrote:yeah, them, and witches.... and very small rocks...Zonk 1/75 wrote:I was pretty worried about the ducks out at Andy's Ranch, and then I remembered that they can float.
my mom's a stone's throw NE of the Ranch and she has new firewood, dad's in Spring and no damage, no flooding, no power... weird.
My apologies. I should have thanked you and Andy for offering to provide assistance should the need arise.Ranger175csar wrote:Oh yeah.. Im good to ya fuckin' assholes....the eye wall cruised right over my house. Just got power back on int the office (beltway and 290 in Houston.) I live a bit north where we got slammed like a virgin on prom night.
No power for 2-4 weeks, lost two trees and have three holes in my roof... Me I can deal.. the wife and kid... Not liking it so much.
Appricaite all the well wishes cock suckers
Now that would be SA-WEET. I have Entergy and the expect date for my power in the 25th-29th. I do have a 7000W Gen hooked up. Only running esentials keep gas use as low as possible.Bravo57 wrote:ComEd (the company I work for) is sending like 40 Crews to Houston. They should be there this week.
Shoot me a PM if you don't have lights by Friday, and I'll see if any of our crews are working near your address. If so, I can most likely get them routed to you.
Can't promise quicker lights back on, but will try to help as much as possible.