List of memorable/classic ArmyRanger.com sayings

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » January 25th, 2008, 11:39 pm

hewhoshallremainanonymous wrote:and I'm not surfing for new tit's to post, cause I'm on mom's computer.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » January 31st, 2008, 6:29 pm

Slowpoke wrote:The goal in Lifes Journey is not to arrive safely at your gravesite in a well preserved body.....it's to slide in sideways, totally worn out screaming HOLY SHIT...WHAT A RIDE!

So.... you are saying the goal in life's journey is to become an Army Ranger then?

Invictus · Post by **Invictus** » February 13th, 2008, 10:49 am

Taternuts wrote: We are like condoms, invaluable, unsightly, but we must be 100 percent effective when needed.

cams · Post by **cams** » February 13th, 2008, 11:10 am

Pastor wrote:

Life is good when you are armed and dont give a shit. I like dogs.

Rock Island Ranger · February 26th, 2008, 12:45 pm

hismom wrote:
I've been reading the posts for a few weeks and finally took the time to join. I look forward to any words of encouragement and support.
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Hismom

Tater wrote:

Most anything he catches on Victory Dr. can be cured by penicillin. Welcome

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH....sure knows how to put Mom at ease......

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » March 21st, 2008, 3:03 pm

Kilted Heathen wrote:If you think this shit is open for debate you've made a wrong fucking turn at myspace.

Kilted Heathen wrote:Just remember it's Easter...Christ didn't carry that fucking cross up the hill on a goddamn treadmill.

Priceless, Ranger KH!

rgrpuck · Post by **rgrpuck** » March 21st, 2008, 3:08 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:
Kilted Heathen wrote:If you think this shit is open for debate you've made a wrong fucking turn at myspace.

Kilted Heathen wrote:Just remember it's Easter...Christ didn't carry that fucking cross up the hill on a goddamn treadmill.
Priceless, Ranger KH!

GOD dammit ....I gotta get a whole new beer now.....

42L5V · Post by **42L5V** » March 27th, 2008, 7:34 pm

jrico wrote:sometimes you just have to give them the book, send them to school, and hope for the best. Some will aspire to score high, and others will try and eat the pages.

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » April 16th, 2008, 3:00 am

rgrokelley wrote:Unfortunately it doesn't matter how many hot chicks you screw, if you suck one dick, you are now a dick sucker for life.

rgrokelley · Post by **rgrokelley** » April 16th, 2008, 10:11 am

Chiron wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Unfortunately it doesn't matter how many hot chicks you screw, if you suck one dick, you are now a dick sucker for life.

Damn, I've only been on this thing for a month and I'm already memoralized!

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » April 28th, 2008, 12:58 pm

Charlie 51 wrote: Dude, once again you are dispensing knowledge to a person seeking to enter Battalion over 2 years ago. There are these little things called date stamps on posts. They tell you when a post was posted. They are at the top of the post and in plain English and, ironically enough, not even in military time. Plus, you are not vetted yet, so as far as I know you are some knob gobbler of a 17 year old zit faced mongoloid posting from your replica Captain Kirk chair in your mom's basement eating Cheeto's and drinking Yoo-hoo.

I'm not sayin, I'm just sayin...

that last part is god damned beautiful.

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