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Hey, Ranger Schibbs!
How have you been?
I hope your business
is going well. 8)
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There's a place here in Boston that makes bacon flavored beer. No kidding.
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The bacon thing is going around. Just had a an "Apple Bacon Sandwich" myself (it was the special today at the base cafeteria).
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I got drunk in college and ate a girls ass, it tasted like bacon too...
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panthersix wrote:I got drunk in college and ate a girls ass, it tasted like bacon too...
Was she, perhaps, of the swinish persuasion? Little bit of an oinker?
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We in this country, in this generation, are by destiny rather than choise the watchmen on the walls of world freedom. We ask therefore that we
may be worthy of our power and responsibility, that we may exercise our strength with wisdom and restraint, that we may achieve in time and for
all time the ancient vision of peace on earth and good will toward men.This must always be our goal, and the righteousness of our cause must
always underlie our strength. For as was written long ago: "Except the Lord keep the city, the watchman waketh but in vain." John F. Kennedy
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Lunch wrote:
panthersix wrote:I got drunk in college and ate a girls ass, it tasted like bacon too...
Seriously....that's approaching wrong. But not as wrong as the image of her getting dolled up before going out, looking down at the dresser and thinking "Hmmm, perfume or bacon grease"? Yea, bacon grease...it's Business Time baby.
Pretty sure I have a link to a website for that around here somewhere.....
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RangerX wrote:
Lunch wrote:
panthersix wrote:I got drunk in college and ate a girls ass, it tasted like bacon too...
Seriously....that's approaching wrong. But not as wrong as the image of her getting dolled up before going out, looking down at the dresser and thinking "Hmmm, perfume or bacon grease"? Yea, bacon grease...it's Business Time baby.
Pretty sure I have a link to a website for that around here somewhere.....

Which, oddly enough has got my attention.
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IEDmagnet wrote:
RangerX wrote:
Pretty sure I have a link to a website for that around here somewhere.....

Which, oddly enough has got my attention.
As you are new, you should know that it is not generally considered a good idea to click on ANY link I post unless you are certain of where it will take you.

Warning has been duly issued.
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RangerX wrote:[As you are new, you should know that it is not generally considered a good idea to click on ANY link I post unless you are certain of where it will take you.
:twisted: You must've known I was just about to post that very warning. Good pre-emption. IED; take it to heart. :)
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As my track record shows, things tend to blow up in my face. As I have been lucky that they were all bombs... I greatly appreciate the warning.
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