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[quote="K.Ingraham"]Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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Why do they have Braille on the elevators in parking structures?
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Lefty wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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Why do they have Braille on the elevators in parking structures?

Why is there Braille on drive up teller machines?
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Lefty wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?
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Why do they have Braille on the elevators in parking structures?
Or drive up ATMs?
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Why are ALL traffic signs printed in English when 70 percent of the idiot drivers cannot READ or SPEAK it !!!????????? :evil:
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No matter how low your liquor supply, Bombay Sapphire and Sprite is just not a good idea. :(
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K.Ingraham wrote:Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?

Some friendly, sound advise: When traveling on a multi-lane interstate system, stay out of the left lane.
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RANGER513 wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?

Some friendly, sound advise: When traveling on a multi-lane interstate system, stay out of the left lane.
Good advice. Otherwise you'll have some cranker State Trooper riding your ass so close at 90 mph you can read 'RayBan' on his Poncharello sunglasses, just to force you out of the lane, pass you and keep going. Oh wait, that only happens in Mass. Right? :mrgreen:

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cams wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:Why is there an interstate highway on Hawaii?

Some friendly, sound advise: When traveling on a multi-lane interstate system, stay out of the left lane.
Good advice. Otherwise you'll have some cranker State Trooper riding your ass so close at 90 mph you can read 'RayBan' on his Poncharello sunglasses, just to force you out of the lane, pass you and keep going.


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Just a passing thought, I was wondering if you Rangers
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Rather than putting up my own; I thought it might be
more entertaining to have one of you (singular or collective)
to post one for me. Whatever it is, I will be honored to
have it. Just to perhaps help you to decide: I have psychotic
issues, I went to school with Forest Gump and chicks dig
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:Is it inappropriate to slip in a little tongue when performing CPR?
Depends on your battalion and who the other guy is, I guess.....
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