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ManchuLeg wrote:This one is only a few days old but in my humble opinion really should be added to the list:
Ranger CreepingDeath wrote:everything you utter makes me want to throat punch you and sit back and watch you struggle for oxygen with that "what the fuck just happened?" look on your face.
I laughed for almost 5 minutes, because I could just picture someone with that look on their face
Where the fuck is this one??? This is an utter classic almost worthy of H8's magic.... I am still laughing!!!
usaftacp
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
usaftacp wrote:he just stuck a coke bottle in the USB Port and is kicking the shit out of my computer asking it "Do you like me now bitch?" Bwahahahaha
Thanks, I remember it now. I had forgoten that portion as at the time I was caught between being mildly annoyed and totally caught off gaurd by CD's amazing ability to capture the utmost when composing the analogy....
Let us not forget the "landmine portion" of the same post.
Be Safe All,
usaftacp
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
ManchuLeg wrote:This one is only a few days old but in my humble opinion really should be added to the list:
Ranger CreepingDeath wrote:everything you utter makes me want to throat punch you and sit back and watch you struggle for oxygen with that "what the fuck just happened?" look on your face.
I laughed for almost 5 minutes, because I could just picture someone with that look on their face
Where the fuck is this one??? This is an utter classic almost worthy of H8's magic.... I am still laughing!!!
usaftacp
SnafuRacer's got the right thread...
It occured a few weeks ago when there was that overwhelming wave of idiots making their way on to the site.
Honestly, that's my favorite part of this board...
Watching the Ranger element lay waste to the shallow end of the gene pool...
4/21 Infantry 92-93
1/9 Infantry 93-95
Keep up the fire!
7th Infantry Division "Light"
Light - Silent - Deadly
Masters of the Night
Bugsy wrote:This is one of my favorites I'm surprised nobody remembers this one.
Who wrote that?
Who knows... but can I nominate the author for a Pulitzer Prize?
What about having a poll regarding who wrote that?
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
--------- “Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
SO SHUT THE HELL UP AND TAKE IT LIKE THE MEAT PUPPET YOU ARE. BEFORE YOU GET SNAPPED OFF LIKE A FUCKING TWIGG IN A HURRICANE. now move out ass clown. We have no time for your dumb ass.
and
So make me cry no I dont think so Mr. Chem man. Take your SPC-4 ass back to the NMBLA Chat room and leave Rangerin' here with us.
Desert Sloth wrote:STFU or get the fuck out. We don't need your kind. Do not ever correct me or question me again. What the fuck do you know???? I think many of us has spent more time around the Teams then you can dream of so fuck off you blundering bag of shit.
I am in a pissy mood and definitely don't need a newt/dep/oxygen thief inferring that we "Rangers" may be mistaken. Go stick your head in the shitter and bob for turds.
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4