What Do You Plan To Do With Your $600-1,200 Tax Rebate?

[smokn38]

I'm going to Disney World.

[ANGRYCivilian]

Here's a question:

What the hell is <$600 going to do for me, really? I'm divorced with no dependents; so the refund will probably be like $200.

How is this going to stimulate the economy? Is everyone going to take their couple-hundred dollars and go shopping the next day? I guess I don't understand this. It's costing a shitload of money to give everyone an amount of money that really can't be used for anything other than buying a few consumer goods.

[Mr_Handsome]

wow... the Government is going to give me money instead of the other way around....I feel like such a welfare recipient

[Horned Toad]

wow... the Government is going to give me money instead of the other way around....I feel like such a welfare recipient

If you paid taxes they are just giving some back there is a difference.

[RGR_Dan]

It'll be Blunts, Bitches and big screen TVs for every swinging richard

[Speedracer]

Pay taxes with it.........

[IntelToad]

WASHINGTON - Congressional leaders completed a deal Thursday with the White House on an economic stimulus package that would give most tax filers refunds of $600 to $1,200, and more if they have children.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Republican Leader John Boehner scheduled a news conference for 1:30 p.m. EST to announce the $150 billion package, hammered out in a week of intense negotiations with Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson.

Congressional aides, speaking on condition of anonymity because the deal had not yet been announced, said they hope the checks could go out as early as June.

Individuals who pay income taxes would get up to $600, working couples $1,200 and those couples with children an additional $300 per child under the deal. Workers who make at least $3,000 but don't pay taxes would get $300 rebates.[\b]

The rebate part of the plan would cost about $100 billion, aides said. The package also includes close to $50 billion in business tax cuts.

Full Story Here....

Let me read that again.....

"Workers who make at least $3,000 but don't pay taxes would get $300 rebates."

How do you get a fucking rebate on something you don't owe ??

I'll be applying my $ 300 towards a bottle of Johnnie Walker and the remainder towards the confiscatory amount that I already owe my Uncle Sugar for 2007.

[Rugger]

I will be endorsing it right back to the government, because I have a job and worked my ass off all year and somehow did not pay enough taxes. Just like every fucking year!

[Oto-Man]

I change my plan:

$150 is going to the cams/RTO prison bitch fund.
$350 will go to a bachelor party i just found out about
and the final $300 will be for a cheap hooker found at a truck stop, and a 6 pack of PABST Blue Ribbon!!!!

[RTO]

I change my plan:

$150 is going to the cams/RTO prison bitch fund.
$350 will go to a bachelor party i just found out about
and the final $300 will be for a cheap hooker found at a truck stop, and a 6 pack of PABST Blue Ribbon!!!!

Just can't keep a fookin secret, can ya Oto...? :?

[abn-rgr]

Guns....definitely guns. Maybe more Hi-cap mags as well.

[Sleepy Doc]

Guns....definitely guns. Maybe more Hi-cap mags as well.

Time to replace the Glock-30 I painfully had to sell.. (That was a hard day, I can tell you. Only thing woulda made it worse would be if I had a dog and it died..)

[Rock Island Ranger]

I bought a new parachute. :D

Were I you, Id find a way to Tax deduct that sucker since it was the primary tool of my occupation.

[RTO]

I bought a new parachute. :D

:? With your rebate? or regular tax refund?
Rebates not supposed to be out for another 4 or 5 months.

[Rock Island Ranger]

I bought a new parachute. :D

:? With your rebate? or regular tax refund?
Rebates not supposed to be out for another 4 or 5 months.

So if I cant get it for another 4 or 5 months, which one do you think I bought it with genius?

Score two for the country talking youngin on the right......