Random thought of the moment.

[Jenny Lynn]

Oh fun fun having the IRS come visit where I work when the owner is not here, Happy New Year

[colt1rgr]

If Obama enrolled at Occidental College as Barry Soetoro and received a grant as a "Foreign Aid Student" to attend college for free, was he lying "THEN" or is he lying "NOW?" :?

[Jenny Lynn]

Sometimes Oxycontin and Vicodin just aren't enough to make the day go by.

uh oh.... makes me think of another Beavis & Butthead quote

"Try the morphine, it's excellent today."
Beavis & Butthead

[RANGER513]

THESE REALLY WORK !! I checked this out on Snopes and it is for real !

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.

DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

[garyedolan]

Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

[KW Driver]

I'm tired of cold, and frozen water just laying on the ground. I'm ready for sunny and warm.

[Jenny Lynn]

From a good book I'm reading
"Passion is passion. ..... It's the excitement between the tedious spaces, and it doesn't matter where it's directed." ..... It can be coins or sports or politics or horses or music or faith..... the saddest people I've ever met in life are the ones who don't care deeply about anything at all. Passion and satisfaction go hand in hand, and without them, any happiness is only temporary, because there's nothing to make it last." ~ Nicholas Sparks

[Rock Island Ranger]

Thats true of anything. Dogs are nice long as dont they try and eat you. Orientals are nice long as they dont try and eat your dog. Guns are nice long as your wife doesnt use it on you....ect...ect.....ect.....

Good stuff, passion ... long as it doesn't tip over into extremism.

From a good book I'm reading
"Passion is passion. ..... It's the excitement between the tedious spaces, and it doesn't matter where it's directed." ..... It can be coins or sports or politics or horses or music or faith..... the saddest people I've ever met in life are the ones who don't care deeply about anything at all. Passion and satisfaction go hand in hand, and without them, any happiness is only temporary, because there's nothing to make it last." ~ Nicholas Sparks

[Boudicca]

I have Alzheimers, but thank God I don't have Alzheimers.

[DrD]

From a good book I'm reading
"Passion is passion. ..... It's the excitement between the tedious spaces, and it doesn't matter where it's directed." ..... It can be coins or sports or politics or horses or music or faith..... the saddest people I've ever met in life are the ones who don't care deeply about anything at all. Passion and satisfaction go hand in hand, and without them, any happiness is only temporary, because there's nothing to make it last." ~ Nicholas Sparks

I like this, Jenny. Thank you for posting it. :D Passion is a wonderful thing.

[rgrwest]

My short term memory is not what it used to be....

And, my short term memory is not what used to be.