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Safety tip: Don't wear a wool sweater when you check the beehives. Holy FUCK! It took me an hour to get those rabid little fuckers off of me!
:shock:
Gortex or ACUs from now on.
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Jenny Lynn wrote:I5 traffic sucks!

Try working in it !!!! :shock:

I must be crazy........

I work INCHES away from 1,000+ pound pieces of metal traveling at 60 M.P.H. being driven by people who, if they show up at the Department of Licensing AND they are breathing oxygen, they recieve a Washington State drivers license. :twisted:

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rgrokelley wrote:Safety tip: Don't wear a wool sweater when you check the beehives. Holy FUCK! It took me an hour to get those rabid little fuckers off of me!
:shock:
Gortex or ACUs from now on.
Does getting stung a lot by honey bees reduce arthritis or eliminate allergies? Just curious regarding the claims.
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RANGER513 wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:I5 traffic sucks!

Try working in it !!!! :shock:

I must be crazy........

I work INCHES away from 1,000+ pound pieces of metal traveling at 60 M.P.H. being driven by people who, if they show up at the Department of Licensing AND they are breathing oxygen, they recieve a Washington State drivers license. :twisted:

In the words of Lighting McQueen: " Ka-Chow " !!!! 8)

When the traffic gets bad I imagine ..ah it be cool to be able to hover my vehicle over all the other traffic sitting there and zoom pass everyone else :lol:
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panthersix wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Safety tip: Don't wear a wool sweater when you check the beehives. Holy FUCK! It took me an hour to get those rabid little fuckers off of me!
:shock:
Gortex or ACUs from now on.
Does getting stung a lot by honey bees reduce arthritis or eliminate allergies? Just curious regarding the claims.
Supposedly that's the theory. I know that getting partially stung by about 10,000 of the little bastards itches after awhile. When I first put the hives in I had Rgrpuck hold the flashlight (it was night). Right before I ripped off the screen on the front "door" I told him that they would be going to the light. Run.

Surprise!
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Jenny Lynn wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:
Jenny Lynn wrote:I5 traffic sucks!

Try working in it !!!! :shock:

I must be crazy........

I work INCHES away from 1,000+ pound pieces of metal traveling at 60 M.P.H. being driven by people who, if they show up at the Department of Licensing AND they are breathing oxygen, they recieve a Washington State drivers license. :twisted:

In the words of Lighting McQueen: " Ka-Chow " !!!! 8)

When the traffic gets bad I imagine ..ah it be cool to be able to hover my vehicle over all the other traffic sitting there and zoom pass everyone else :lol:
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In days of old,
When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented.
They'd drop their load
By side of road
And walk away contented.
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Boudicca wrote:In days of old,
When knights were bold
And toilets weren't invented.
They'd drop their load
By side of road
And walk away contented.

unless they used poison ivy leaves
to wipe their arses.

then they be scratching wild
for the next 20 miles!
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rgrokelley wrote:
panthersix wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Safety tip: Don't wear a wool sweater when you check the beehives. Holy FUCK! It took me an hour to get those rabid little fuckers off of me!
:shock:
Gortex or ACUs from now on.
Does getting stung a lot by honey bees reduce arthritis or eliminate allergies? Just curious regarding the claims.
Supposedly that's the theory. I know that getting partially stung by about 10,000 of the little bastards itches after awhile. When I first put the hives in I had Rgrpuck hold the flashlight (it was night). Right before I ripped off the screen on the front "door" I told him that they would be going to the light. Run.

Surprise!
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All the debris has stopped falliiiiiiiiiinnnng
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Little did I know that those expensive ski pants were not just for the Colorado trip. :D
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Flesh Thorn wrote:Little did I know that those expensive ski pants were not just for the Colorado trip. :D
hopefully you have dry snow up your way, it's all wet, slushy ready to make ice down here... :?
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