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Random thought of the moment.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
A co 2/75 80-84
Ranger class 12-82
SERE Instructor class 1-83
Mentor to Prodigy922 / KW12 / whiskeytango
Ranger class 12-82
SERE Instructor class 1-83
Mentor to Prodigy922 / KW12 / whiskeytango
Re: Random thought of the moment.
Why the fuck do I think about, dream about, and hunger for a nachoplate when I am not able to have one, only to find out when I get back and has one I hate the fuckin things?
2:nd Amphibious Batt.
KA1/KAB2 (Swe)
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Hunting buddy gave me a t-shirt:
RANGER
Here to save your ass not kiss it
RANGER
Here to save your ass not kiss it
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Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
Lefty
SFOC 1969
6th SFG(A) 69-70
Ranger Class 13-70
MACV Tm 21 70-71 (2nd ARVN Ranger Gp 23d
BN)
2/13 Armor 1st Cav 71-72
"Experience teaches a dear school, but fools will learn in no other, and some scarce in that"
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Torleif,Torleif wrote:Why the fuck do I think about, dream about, and hunger for a nachoplate when I am not able to have one, only to find out when I get back and has one I hate the fuckin things?
Your post brings to mind that old saying
"One always wants what they cannot have" Jenny
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
Re: Random thought of the moment.
Jenny Lynn wrote:Torleif,Torleif wrote:Why the fuck do I think about, dream about, and hunger for a nachoplate when I am not able to have one, only to find out when I get back and has one I hate the fuckin things?
Your post brings to mind that old saying
"One always wants what they cannot have" Jenny
Oh yeah ? Well, when Sandra Bullock is eating crackers in MY bed, I'm still gonna want her !
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
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Just a little heads up, this is a little graphic...
The most awkward moment of my entire life was when I was at a hotel with all the other military kids the night before MEPS. I really didn't have plans for that night. I was just going to walk around, meet new people, maybe try to find another individual going after the option 40.
So I get to the room I was assigned just in time to meet my roommate. He was about my age, really excited about wanting to join the military. I got the impression he was fairly smart, he said he scored higher than he expected on the asvab. We probably only talked for 5 minutes total and went our ways. I dont think I remember seeing him at all around the hotel lobby where I mainly stayed. I got back to my room right at our curfew, found it was empty and went to bed.
I was only asleep for about 30 minutes when I got woken up to some noise. Okay, so I'm extremely comfortable the way I'm positioned, looking looking at the wall, so I really dont get up or turn around to see what it is...I just assume it's my roommate fumbling around in the dark
but I just keep listening
...
...
...I hear something else...
at first it sounded like my roommate was ssssllllooooowwwlyyy pulling the covers up
...
... I just keep listening...
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...silence...
...
...then I hear something else...
it sounds like he's brushing his leg up against his covers in this slow, but nonrhythmic pattern
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it keeps building
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...
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then I hear it
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squish...squish...squish
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At that point I'm just disappointed in my roommate. OKAY...now...If you HAVE to masturbate sharing a room with someone you just met, dont do it laying in a bed 10 feet away, at least go to the bathroom...I suggest not doing it at all. So now I'm kinda pissed that I only have a few hours left to sleep, and that I'm sharing a room with a retard.
I decide not to confront, so I just through a pillow over my head... ... But, the pillow doesn't help!
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...
I can still hear
... squish...squish...squish...
...
...
But then....It happens.......I hear the sound that no man should ever hear.........It's the grunt of another man when he is ejaculating
.....
I sighed in disgust
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THEN
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all of a sudden....I hear a voice..."Are you serious?!?!".....
It turned out that my roommate hooked up with a chick and banged her in the bed next to me. For some reason I felt relieved...at least he wasn't masturbating...But still I felt disappointed, but I guess not as disappointed as the girl was ... That must have been the most awkward 3 minutes of my life.
The most awkward moment of my entire life was when I was at a hotel with all the other military kids the night before MEPS. I really didn't have plans for that night. I was just going to walk around, meet new people, maybe try to find another individual going after the option 40.
So I get to the room I was assigned just in time to meet my roommate. He was about my age, really excited about wanting to join the military. I got the impression he was fairly smart, he said he scored higher than he expected on the asvab. We probably only talked for 5 minutes total and went our ways. I dont think I remember seeing him at all around the hotel lobby where I mainly stayed. I got back to my room right at our curfew, found it was empty and went to bed.
I was only asleep for about 30 minutes when I got woken up to some noise. Okay, so I'm extremely comfortable the way I'm positioned, looking looking at the wall, so I really dont get up or turn around to see what it is...I just assume it's my roommate fumbling around in the dark
but I just keep listening
...
...
...I hear something else...
at first it sounded like my roommate was ssssllllooooowwwlyyy pulling the covers up
...
... I just keep listening...
...
...silence...
...
...then I hear something else...
it sounds like he's brushing his leg up against his covers in this slow, but nonrhythmic pattern
...
...
...
it keeps building
...
...
...
then I hear it
...
...
squish...squish...squish
...
...
...
At that point I'm just disappointed in my roommate. OKAY...now...If you HAVE to masturbate sharing a room with someone you just met, dont do it laying in a bed 10 feet away, at least go to the bathroom...I suggest not doing it at all. So now I'm kinda pissed that I only have a few hours left to sleep, and that I'm sharing a room with a retard.
I decide not to confront, so I just through a pillow over my head... ... But, the pillow doesn't help!
...
...
I can still hear
... squish...squish...squish...
...
...
But then....It happens.......I hear the sound that no man should ever hear.........It's the grunt of another man when he is ejaculating
.....
I sighed in disgust
...
THEN
...
all of a sudden....I hear a voice..."Are you serious?!?!".....
It turned out that my roommate hooked up with a chick and banged her in the bed next to me. For some reason I felt relieved...at least he wasn't masturbating...But still I felt disappointed, but I guess not as disappointed as the girl was ... That must have been the most awkward 3 minutes of my life.
Shipdate: 20091006
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I'm sorry Rangers, I dont think my post can go here...that was a random memory of the moment.
Shipdate: 20091006
Re: Random thought of the moment.
Ewwww, Sandra Bullock, after she's been with Jessie James! I mean pre-JJ, sure, but now..RANGER513 wrote:Oh yeah ? Well, when Sandra Bullock is eating crackers in MY bed, I'm still gonna want her !
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
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Hey I think Jesse is kinda sexy in his bad boy sort of wayBoudicca wrote:Ewwww, Sandra Bullock, after she's been with Jessie James! I mean pre-JJ, sure, but now..RANGER513 wrote:Oh yeah ? Well, when Sandra Bullock is eating crackers in MY bed, I'm still gonna want her !
and I saw an interview where Sandra did say he was old fashioned and romantic in his courting of her :D
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
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Oh, right! Sexy, old fashioned romantic! Bullshit!Jenny Lynn wrote:Hey I think Jesse is kinda sexy in his bad boy sort of wayBoudicca wrote:Ewwww, Sandra Bullock, after she's been with Jessie James! I mean pre-JJ, sure, but now..RANGER513 wrote:Oh yeah ? Well, when Sandra Bullock is eating crackers in MY bed, I'm still gonna want her !
and I saw an interview where Sandra did say he was old fashioned and romantic in his courting of her :D
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
<2> Ranger Mom
RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09
<2> Ranger Mom
RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09
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Figure she went the way of well endowed and insanely talented?Boudicca wrote:Oh, right! Sexy, old fashioned romantic! Bullshit!
~Black Raven~
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DrD wrote:Figure she went the way of well endowed and insanely talented?Boudicca wrote:Oh, right! Sexy, old fashioned romantic! Bullshit!
Hmmmm, then why did she pass me up ?
C Co 2/75
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
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Re: Random thought of the moment.
Dr D,RANGER513 wrote:DrD wrote:Figure she went the way of well endowed and insanely talented?Boudicca wrote:Oh, right! Sexy, old fashioned romantic! Bullshit!
Hmmmm, then why did she pass me up ?
And thanks to Ranger513 here you have it Yes, Rangers definitely are not known for being shy and timid bunch, proof once again
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
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Hold up. Ive been going to a Shrink for months so I can come outta my shell and speak my mind. You have us all wrong, wench.Jenny Lynn wrote:And thanks to Ranger513 here you have it Yes, Rangers definitely are not known for being shy and timid bunch, proof once again
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
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I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
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You could have a Shrink in a car, with a garden hose, in 2 minutes!Rock Island Ranger wrote:Hold up. Ive been going to a Shrink for months so I can come outta my shell and speak my mind. You have us all wrong, wench.Jenny Lynn wrote:And thanks to Ranger513 here you have it Yes, Rangers definitely are not known for being shy and timid bunch, proof once again
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
<2> Ranger Mom
RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09
<2> Ranger Mom
RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09