Random thought of the moment.

[Julieanne]

Attention:
Sanding latex paint without a mask will result in latex boogers.

[Jenny Lynn]

Right now, I wish I had a removable nose, it would be so nice if I could relieve the sinus pressure and congestion.

[Jenny Lynn]

Wow, just when you think you are detached from something or someone, then you get a piece of news that hits you in the gut and stuns you speechless; once you start breathing again then and only then do you realize you never really were detached.............. you had only kidded yourself into believing that you were!

Right now Ranger Kilted Heathen's favorite saying is screaming in my head.

[Rock Island Ranger]

Some people should have their tongues cut out.

Isnt good enough. Some need their fingers removed as well because while they can't talk, they can still type. Fuck it....just kill em.

[RRDTm3]

Attention:
Sanding latex paint without a mask will result in latex boogers.

All I saw was the avatar and the words latex, paint and a mask!!

X2

[Warriorwife]

Why do Dogs wipe their feet after they shit

[42L5V]

I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.

[garyedolan]

Back in Nam, my Co Cdr, Maj "Rock" H, was always "sic n' tarred" about one troop or another...

[Jenny Lynn]

I'm a mushroom, they keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit. At least Friday's coming.

[PocketKings]

I like to read magazines on the toilet. Why do all of the cologne sample's these days smell like shit?

[rgrokelley]

I'm a mushroom, they keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit. At least Friday's coming.

Make my home in da wonderbread,
Put mustard all ovah mah head,
I'm a corndog!
Eat me... I'm a corndog!


-Da Corndog blues

[Bravo57]

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish

Wherever did you go?

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish,

You cannot swim, in the snow

[Rock Island Ranger]

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish

Wherever did you go?

Fishy, Fishy, Fishy, Fish,

You cannot swim, in the snow

Bro, step away from the bong.....