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KID:Five dollah! Five dollah! Nudie pics of Jessica!

LEG:Who's Jessica?
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Kilted Heathen wrote:KID:Five dollah! Five dollah! Nudie pics of Jessica!

LEG:Who's Jessica?


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Kid: Why you stupid fucks tape your flask suppressor, my Daddy killed 5 of your fucks who did that shit.

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KID: Want to smell my breath?

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5 Dinar suck and fuck?
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"Hay, PFC Oldman, lets be friends so next time you see me your guard will be down and I can easily kill your ass ."
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Post by RGR_Dan »

Kid- Shut up dumbass and listen.... You're in Iraq now, take off your blank adapter.

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Re: Caption This: OIF Photo

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KID: Detonation in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.....
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Post by SkyShark »

cryhavoc wrote:KID: if thats your dick hanging over your LBE, I need an additional 5 bucks before I can invite you to my tent.
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