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rangertough wrote:Two types of Chaplains in this world. Great or absolute sacks of dog shit.
I thought the two types were those who are 100mph-taped to their cots and kidnapped, and absolute sacks of dog shit?

The good old days... :D
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I never knew an SV650 could be such a fun little bike!!!
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ANGRYCivilian wrote:
rangertough wrote:Two types of Chaplains in this world. Great or absolute sacks of dog shit.
I thought the two types were those who are 100mph-taped to their cots and kidnapped, and absolute sacks of dog shit?

The good old days... :D
I'd fuck your world up.

And then ask if you would like some prayer for a speedy recovery...
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Can you imagine how traumatic an elevator must be for a little kid? I mean, you go into this little room, the door closes, the floor shakes, the door opens, and.......you're somefuckin'where else!!!!! That's fucked up!
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Chiron wrote:
BruteForce wrote:Why are there so many oxygen thieving gutter-trash bastards running around these days? :evil:

Park my truck right next to a shopping cart return location and some asshat rolls his cart right into my truck! :shock:
Makes that parking spot a NO GO next time. :wink:
Roger that shit..

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JohnDowland wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:
rangertough wrote:Two types of Chaplains in this world. Great or absolute sacks of dog shit.
I thought the two types were those who are 100mph-taped to their cots and kidnapped, and absolute sacks of dog shit?

The good old days... :D
I'd fuck your world up.

And then ask if you would like some prayer for a speedy recovery...

Bahahahha! OWNED! :D
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JohnDowland wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:
rangertough wrote:Two types of Chaplains in this world. Great or absolute sacks of dog shit.
I thought the two types were those who are 100mph-taped to their cots and kidnapped, and absolute sacks of dog shit?

The good old days... :D
I'd fuck your world up.

And then ask if you would like some prayer for a speedy recovery...
:D :D :D

That's the fun of it, right there. We would usually try to kidnap Chaplain S. and take him back to our secret Op-For bat cave. If we didn't have the proper pogue-bait ready for him, he'd smoke the shit out of us. In his previous life, he was a Fister, and we were St Barbara's bastard children, so it was always a good time.
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Slowpoke wrote:Can you imagine how traumatic an elevator must be for a little kid? I mean, you go into this little room, the door closes, the floor shakes, the door opens, and.......you're somefuckin'where else!!!!! That's fucked up!
Actually saw it scew with my dogs head.

My SCUBA diving really fucked with his head though. The dog is part Newfoundland, they are a water rescue breed. When we hit the water he got nervous, when we went down but not back up he went ape shit. I still feel bad about it.
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GSXRanger wrote:I never knew an SV650 could be such a fun little bike!!!
So what happened to that nice avatar?
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Chiron wrote: Nice avatar!
I can't stop looking at it. I keep hoping that one of these loops one of them will POP out!
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GSXRanger wrote:Image
Or one of these as well.
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LEROY wrote:
GSXRanger wrote:Image
Or one of these as well.
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