ImportsRSloths Kicking Ass (RANGER)

[Parabellum]

Good come back PIG! I bet that they got about as many donut shops as they do watering points in that desert there. So why did you pick that job? Did you wanna show Pedro how to whipe his ass? I know what it was...you wanted to keep an eye on your boyfriend while he was doing those donkey shows.

They ain't called Donut Shops maroon, Carne Asada Taco Stands, and Luna's family usually runs those and the prostitutes in the back.

As for why I picked the job? So you fuckers will have to pay premium costs on landscaping and everyday yardwork you cheap bastards.....

[Lostboy]

Fuck ya, send his punk ass to 2nd and let them sort his weak ass out. If he don't dround in the Sound, maybe a jog up Rainer will straighten him out. Wish list my ass, send him where he's needed and they'll find out just how needed he is.

[Steadfast]

Man, am I ever so lucky. I was never in any of the Batts, not 1, 2 or 3. I was lucky enough to be in a Ranger Drug Company - I was in KILO co.

[Hoover]

And so McD stands alone against the 1st bat. hord from the south. Not another brother from the north will come to his aid. Well I ain't a fear-in of dem 1st bat brat's. Bring it on girls... sounds fair... 4 of you 1st Bn against me (2nd bat) you may want to call a couple of the third boys for back up though! (McD sucks in gut.. beats chest... sits back down... whew!!)

ImportsRSloths no matter where you go congrat's. (but look at the company you'll be keeping if you stay in the south) Oh well FIDO!)

Edit! Of course as I post the troops show up!! :D

I'm here for ya McD, we both know that the 2nd Ranger Battalion kicks total ass, AND there is better Ranger weather up in the Pacific Nor' West,
Go North Young Man!!!!!
Fuck! I almost forgot to say, Job Well Done Young Ranger!!!!