Bad Bob

[Slowpoke]

Way back when the West was REALLY wild, a young bartender was enjoying his first day on the job. Suddenly the "bat wing" saloon doors flew open and the Sheriff rushed in and yelled, "Bad Bob's coming to town." Everybody in the saloon rushed out the doors and headed out of town. Our hero, the bartender, just stood there bewildered. Then he heard a commotion in the street when up rode a giant of a man, 6'6" 300 lbs (all muscle), riding on the backs of two mountain lions, live rattle snakes for suspenders, a scorpion crawling in his beard. He hopped off the mountain lions, grabbed them by the scruff of their necks, slammed their heads together, and laid their unconcious bodies over the hitching rail. He walked up to the saloon doors and ripped them off and through them in the street, stomped into the bar, and in a loud growl said, "WHISKEY". The shaking barkeep handed him a bottle, he bit the glass neck off of the bottle and swallowed the contents in one drink. Our bartender asked timidly, "W would y y you like another sssir?" The giant man gave him a steely stare and growled, "Nope, ain't got time.....Bad Bob's coming to town!"

[Vee]

FUCKING RUN!!!

[Mitch]

Bad Bob might meet the same fate Texas Red met after that Arizona Ranger with the big iron on his hip shows up.

[Ripcord]

I think i married his sister

[lawdog]

Sounds like a night at Full Throttle eh, Vee? Except you thought you were Bad Bob that night.

[Vee]

Sounds like a night at Full Throttle eh, Vee? Except you thought you were Bad Bob that night.

I always feel like Bad Bob when I got a bunch of big fuckers like you, and Fuzzy and Sam and yer brother backin me up

[lawdog]

Sounds like a night at Full Throttle eh, Vee? Except you thought you were Bad Bob that night.

I always feel like Bad Bob when I got a bunch of big fuckers like you, and Fuzzy and Sam and yer brother backin me up

Shit, even I feel safer with those gorillas around. Not too often that in a group of 5 I'm the 4th biggest.

[Steadfast]

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