COLD WEATHER

[Jenny Lynn]

I found this when I was looking at you know it's cold when jokes on the internet, I don't believe this one has been posted here at ArmyRanger.com before so I thought I'd share it

I'm off to go drink some warm punch and warm up, dang damp, wet weather

COLD WEATHER
Degrees (Fahrenheit)/Activity


60
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one)

50
Miami residents turn on the heat

45
Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts

40
You can see your breath
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans go swimming

35
Italian cars don't start

32
Water freezes

30
You plan your vacation to Australia

25
Ohio water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Minnesotans eat ice cream
Canadians go swimming

20
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
New York City water freezes
Miami residents plan vacation further South

15
French cars don't start
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

10
You need jumper cables to get the car going

5
American cars don't start

0
Alaskans put on T-shirts

-10
German cars don't start
Eyes freeze shut when you blink

-15
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects
Miami residents cease to exist

-20
Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
Japanese cars don't start

-25
Too cold to think
You need jumper cables to get the driver going

-30
You plan a two week hot bath
Swedish cars don't start

-40
Californians disappear
Minnesotans button top button
Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip South

-50
Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window

-80
Hell freezes over
Polar bears move South
Viking Fans order hot cocoa at the game

-90
Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets


I found this at: http://www.unwind.com

[Jim]

Nice, Jenny.

Here in the Washington, DC - area we say " I know it's cold, I saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets

[Jenny Lynn]

Nice, Jenny.

Here in the Washington, DC - area we say " I know it's cold, I saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets

Ranger Jim,
it'd be a much better place if people would lift themselves off the ground by pulling their own bootstraps instead of what I am seeing more and more of in our society today where many think they are entitled to non ending, life long hand outs without working or having worked for them.

My grandparents and mom would kick my backside if I tried to fluff off and not pull my fair share of the family workload. Like getting up at o dark thirty before heading off to school to go shovel the driveway or sweep the snow off the roof when it had accumulated in feet.

[Jim]

Nice, Jenny.

Here in the Washington, DC - area we say " I know it's cold, I saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets

Ranger Jim,
it'd be a much better place if people would lift themselves off the ground by pulling their own bootstraps instead of what I am seeing more and more of in our society today where many think they are entitled to non ending, life long hand outs without working or having worked for them.

My grandparents and mom would kick my backside if I tried to fluff off and not pull my fair share of the family workload. Like getting up at o dark thirty before heading off to school to go shovel the driveway or sweep the snow off the roof when it had accumulated in feet.

Everytime I go to Starbucks, I have the feeling that if my Grandmother could see me, she would whip me with a stick for paying $1.84 for a cup of coffee.

[Jenny Lynn]

Nice, Jenny.

Here in the Washington, DC - area we say " I know it's cold, I saw a Democrat with his hands in his own pockets

Ranger Jim,
it'd be a much better place if people would lift themselves off the ground by pulling their own bootstraps instead of what I am seeing more and more of in our society today where many think they are entitled to non ending, life long hand outs without working or having worked for them.

My grandparents and mom would kick my backside if I tried to fluff off and not pull my fair share of the family workload. Like getting up at o dark thirty before heading off to school to go shovel the driveway or sweep the snow off the roof when it had accumulated in feet.

Everytime I go to Starbucks, I have the feeling that if my Grandmother could see me, she would whip me with a stick for paying $1.84 for a cup of coffee.

Ranger, Jim, SNAP Just made me think about my grandmother and her wooden spoon, and my grandfather and his painful KNUGGYs to the back of my head, nothing was more embarassing then him doing that you in public when he felt one one of his grandchildren was out of line......

on a completely different note, I'm suprised that the Minnesotan representation here on ArmyRanger has not provided additional you know it's cold in Minnesota comments

Jenny

[Jenny Lynn]

I was still trying to think of clever additions to the thermometer post.

Ranger Lunch,
I have no doubt in thy mission, you have way with words and a impressive skill in articulating your thoughts .............

Jenny

[Jenny Lynn]

Bumping this thread for Ranger Lunch

You know it's cold when..... your armyranger.com avatar is blue too

Stay warm up there Jenny

[Steadfast]

Every year on Sunday from November to April the Coney Island Polar Bear Club goes swimming & on Jan 1 club invites public to come join them.
http://www.polarbearclub.org

[Jim]

Every year on Sunday from November to April the Coney Island Polar Bear Club goes swimming & on Jan 1 club invites public to come join them.
http://www.polarbearclub.org

In Annapolis, MD, folks swim in the river.

[Jenny Lynn]

Was just thinking about when I use to pull out the watering hose when it was freezing outside and wet down the lawn next to our house to make me an ice skating rink, I use to think it was so cool even though I'd skate one or two steps and then have to hop a stretch of grass then skate one or two steps and hop a stretch of grass......................

My mom told me she was so proud of my ingenuity that she couldn't get made at me about using the water I did, I can just imagine what the water bill looked like

[RangerX]

Was just reading the forecast and found humor in this statement:

Next 6 hours
Partly cloudy with temperatures warming rapidly to -12 to -16F.

Becoming less cold is not the same as "warming".

[physics geek]
Well, actually.....
[/physics geek]