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Be careful what you wish for when you are a teenage boy...

I sepnt last night with a dozen teenage girls, at my middle daughter's 16th birthday slumber party.

After it was all over I finally woke up at 5:00 this afternoon.

The horror...


The horror...
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Yeah, but a 16 yo boy and a grown ass man think very differently.

I can hardly talk to a chick in her 20s theses days, and would be hard presses to date one.
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KW Driver wrote:Yeah, but a 16 yo boy and a grown ass man think very differently.

I can hardly talk to a chick in her 20s theses days, and would be hard presses to date one.
The understatement of the week!
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yeah, but at some point, your defenses will be down and she'll start up.

I didn't say I wouldn't Ranger a 20-something, I said I'd be hard pressed to relationship a 20-something.
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KW Driver wrote:yeah, but at some point, your defenses will be down and she'll start up.

I didn't say I wouldn't Ranger a 20-something, I said I'd be hard pressed to relationship a 20-something.
Ranger KW Driver,
:shock: I so want to say something here but I'll be good and just say ..... on some things men and women can agree on.
Jenny
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What? You gunna give the psychology of the cougar? Are we supposed to be surprised? Go grab your boy toy if you want, with my blessing. The advantage you have, is its way easier to shut up a dude than a chick.

Did I miss the mark? Please, do tell. :)
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KW Driver wrote:What? You gunna give the psychology of the cougar? Are we supposed to be surprised? Go grab your boy toy if you want, with my blessing. The advantage you have, is its way easier to shut up a dude than a chick.

Did I miss the mark? Please, do tell. :)
Ranger KW Driver,
First of all, I’m old enough to realize ah crap I stepped in it now didn’t I :wink:
Yes there will always be cougars who want to date younger guys who are romantic, chivalrous and relatively free of the emotional baggage of their past, much like a predator on the hunt for fresh meat

but then there is also the modern cougar, a woman who combines two forms of love; the maternal and the erotic, being both mother and lover…… :D oh and a smart man knows there is always ways to shut a woman up :twisted:
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Yep, duct tape works.
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IEDmagnet wrote:Yep, duct tape works.
On most problems.
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Duct tape is The Force - it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the Universe together
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yeah, but some women are allergic to the adhesive. I mean, or so I've heard.

Jenny, Jenny, Jenny.... I've found, you can't keep her mouth full 24/7. inevitably, if you hang around long enough, she'll find a way to eventually discuss her "feelings", whatever those are.
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You are entirely welcome, and welcome anytime.
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The Army has gone out of it's way to fuck up every wedding anniversary I've had for the last 12 years.

POTUS landing in Vegas has me stuck on the tarmac in San Francisco fucking this one up too.

HOOAH MOTHERFUCKER!!

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