Random thought of the moment.

by **Lunch** » April 11th, 2011, 6:16 pm

I knew a girl once who used to pay lots of money for specially bred "medicinal" bees that she would use to sting her to relieve muscular pain.

Girl had issues.

by **cams** » April 11th, 2011, 9:03 pm

Lunch wrote:I knew a girl once who used to pay lots of money for specially bred "medicinal" bees that she would use to sting her to relieve muscular pain.

Girl had issues.

I saw this on the tv yrs back, some old guy did the same thing.

Used to hold them with tweezers and let 'em sting him wherever it hurt. Didn't make
much sense to me but I guess the venom counter-acted some disease they had. Weird shit.

by **Lunch** » April 11th, 2011, 9:50 pm

cams wrote:
Lunch wrote:I knew a girl once who used to pay lots of money for specially bred "medicinal" bees that she would use to sting her to relieve muscular pain.

Girl had issues.

I saw this on the tv yrs back, some old guy did the same thing.

Used to hold them with tweezers and let 'em sting him wherever it hurt. Didn't make
much sense to me but I guess the venom counter-acted some disease they had. Weird shit.

I always figured if I hit her with a baseball bat, then the pain in her shoulders would suddenly disappear. The more I got to know her, it occurred to me the bat woulda solved a lot more of her problems. I'm just that sort of a guy- always wanting to help.

by **Ranger Ron** » April 12th, 2011, 5:17 pm

“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” —Emo Philips

by **289sotherhalf** » April 13th, 2011, 3:50 am

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f'ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper suffocating idiots daily?

by **rgrokelley** » April 13th, 2011, 10:18 am

289sotherhalf wrote:I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f'ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper suffocating idiots daily?

Metaphor.
Paper = money
With money, you can buy all the rocks you want. You can buy the men to fling the rocks.

by **Fishboy** » April 13th, 2011, 11:42 am

Just found out my new Commander is a male.
Thank you GRITS!
I couldn't take it much longer....................

by **Baseplate** » April 13th, 2011, 4:28 pm

Fishboy wrote:Just found out my new Commander is a male.
Thank you GRITS!
I couldn't take it much longer....................

I like to think of female commanders as really hot and really slutty and always having a dude around to tell them what to do

by **KW Driver** » April 13th, 2011, 4:42 pm

Baseplate wrote:
Fishboy wrote:Just found out my new Commander is a male.
Thank you GRITS!
I couldn't take it much longer....................

I like to think of female commanders as really hot and really slutty and always having a dude around to tell them what to do

that's as far from the truth as all lesbians are hot and really bi, and like to make porn for men, prior to inviting them over for a three way with the GF.

by **KW Driver** » April 13th, 2011, 4:42 pm

A Buddhist walked up to a New York hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."

by **Zonk 1/75** » April 13th, 2011, 4:43 pm

RangerRon wrote:“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.” —Emo Philips

Emo Phillips? Really? Is that dude still "kicking"?

by **Steadfast** » April 13th, 2011, 10:23 pm

KW Driver wrote:A Buddhist walked up to a New York hot dog vendor and says "Make me one with everything."

Now thats fucking funny. :lol:

A mugger could have shot him dead granting him his wish.

by **Baseplate** » April 15th, 2011, 4:08 pm

It’s amazing how good of advice “Don’t be a pussy” is.

by **KW Driver** » April 19th, 2011, 12:52 am

Had some made for staff only consumption, habenaro salsa verde with breakfast.

This morning it was awesome. Now it burns.

by **RangerX** » April 26th, 2011, 1:00 pm