Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby NeverSayDie » April 4th, 2011, 1:27 am

"why would you want to go into the infantry? people die in the infantry..."

I've come to expect this garbage from your average dumbass that doesnt know any better, but my team leader?!!!!?

Sometimes I really fucking hate this unit. I really do. :evil:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » April 4th, 2011, 4:23 am

NeverSayDie wrote:"why would you want to go into the infantry? people die in the infantry..."

I've come to expect this garbage from your average dumbass that doesnt know any better, but my team leader?!!!!?

Sometimes I really fucking hate this unit. I really do. :evil:



" People " don't die in the infantry...............WARRIORS die in the infantry.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby 289sotherhalf » April 4th, 2011, 6:28 am

Glad I don't have to work tomorrow...


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » April 4th, 2011, 3:22 pm

fuck, I don't want to work today, I want to nap today.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Jim » April 4th, 2011, 4:13 pm

KW Driver wrote:fuck, I don't want to work today, I want to nap today.

Me too! Gotta take my tax paperwork to my CPA. It is the one day when I feel like I'm successful -- but where did the money go?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Steadfast » April 4th, 2011, 11:24 pm

After I nuked the broccoli for 8 minutes
I took the vegetable bag to read the nutritional info to pass the time.
On bottom of bag stamped:
Best used by Dec 21, 2012.
Product of Maya.

:shock: :lol:
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Random thought of the moment.

Postby 289sotherhalf » April 5th, 2011, 1:55 am

Steadfast wrote:After I nuked the broccoli for 8 minutes
I took the vegetable bag to read the nutritional info to pass the time.
On bottom of bag stamped:
Best used by Dec 21, 2012.
Product of Maya.

:shock: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » April 5th, 2011, 3:03 am

Steadfast wrote:After I nuked the broccoli for 8 minutes
I took the vegetable bag to read the nutritional info to pass the time.
On bottom of bag stamped:
Best used by Dec 21, 2012.
Product of Maya.

:shock: :lol:



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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » April 5th, 2011, 5:19 am

Damn all these convenient distractions.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » April 10th, 2011, 8:10 pm

I bet Burts Bees are fucking exhausted
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Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » April 10th, 2011, 9:47 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:I bet Burts Bees are fucking exhausted


Well, I bet they get a good compensation package based on what Burt charges us
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » April 10th, 2011, 11:15 pm

KW Driver wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:I bet Burts Bees are fucking exhausted


Well, I bet they get a good compensation package based on what Burt charges us



Exactly who is Burt and does he really wear one of those yellow slicker hats out to sea ????
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Steadfast » April 11th, 2011, 12:12 am

RANGER513 wrote:
KW Driver wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:I bet Burts Bees are fucking exhausted


Well, I bet they get a good compensation package based on what Burt charges us



Exactly who is Burt and does he really wear one of those yellow slicker hats out to sea ????


Last summer I was shopping for a new bottle of tanning lotion when I spied a display of Burts Tanning lotions. I figure Burt got stung so much he created some soothing lotions & eventually put out tanning lotion too.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » April 11th, 2011, 1:34 pm

I thought I would cut out the middle man and try rubbing bees right on my skin. The swelling did make the wrinkles less noticeable.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » April 11th, 2011, 4:42 pm

RangerX wrote:I thought I would cut out the middle man and try rubbing bees right on my skin. The swelling did make the wrinkles less noticeable.


There you have it. Because without bee's in the world, there wouldn't be any.
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