Random thought of the moment.

[abnhawk]

Holy shit, enough already! Shoot that son of a bitch in the face, and let Ranger MacPhail's family move on. Damn.

[colt1rgr]

"I won't be attending the Marine Corps Birthday Ball or the Ranger Ball this year as I simply don't have a thing to wear! Oh, snap!" said all the fags coming outta the woodwork.

This has been another "Thank His Excellency the POTUS, Barrack Hussein Obama (aka "Barry Soetoro")" moment, brought to you by the good people of "Liberal PUKEs and Communist Bastards of Amerika"

[RangerX]

"I won't be attending the Marine Corps Birthday Ball or the Ranger Ball this year as I simply don't have a thing to wear! Oh, snap!" said all the fags coming outta the woodwork.

This has been another "Thank His Excellency the POTUS, Barrack Hussein Obama (aka "Barry Soetoro")" moment, brought to you by the good people of "Liberal PUKEs and Communist Bastards of Amerika"

So far most of the articles I have seen mention Air Force and Navy personnel. I'll let the relevant board members try to explain that one

[Baseplate]

I was just asked to train that guy who got the job that I applied for and did not get. Working for the federal government is hilarious sometimes

[cams]

I was just asked to train that guy who got the job that I applied for and did not get. Working for the federal government is hilarious sometimes

Ain't that a bitch. I'll never for the life of me understand this fucked up world.

Why can't everyone just think like us, everything would make perfect sense.

[Baseplate]

I sinply told the dude that I would be happy to do it. But he should know that before the day is over I will lose my temper so bad that I will have to be fired. I am now in my office alone and no one has talked to me for the last hour and that is just how I like it. I might just lock the door and take a nap out of spite

[colt1rgr]

"I won't be attending the Marine Corps Birthday Ball or the Ranger Ball this year as I simply don't have a thing to wear! Oh, snap!" said all the fags coming outta the woodwork.

This has been another "Thank His Excellency the POTUS, Barrack Hussein Obama (aka "Barry Soetoro")" moment, brought to you by the good people of "Liberal PUKEs and Communist Bastards of Amerika"

So far most of the articles I have seen mention Air Force and Navy personnel. I'll let the relevant board members try to explain that one

Yeah Bro? I hate to bust your chops but when ya get a chance, check out the cover of this month's Marine Corps Times (dated 19 Sept 2011). All of my Marine buddies are in hiding from the shame and WE ALL KNOW the good old Army is "Lesbian Heavy". This shit will get all of us. Its a damn shame what this socialist POS has done to our military. Even Slick Willie was a better man than that. Feel sorry for the boys cause one's gonna show up somewhere and the first thing outta his mouth (well after his buddy) will be "I was treated unfairly because of my perversion". Standards will bottom out. Hope I'm wrong.

Sad day for our armed forces...... PERIOD!

[NeverSayDie]

For a good month now, new equipment has been mysteriously appearing in our pitifully understocked supply room. Yesterday, I found the door to the room unlocked and our newest addition Cadet "hernandez" alone inside. Which was especially strange since newbies are never given keys to anything. At his feet where four cardboard boxes, which I promptly inspected without saying a word.

Me: ... Hernandez, where the fuck did you get 12 camelback LBV's and two boxes of MRE's?
Hernandez: ... You ever hear the expression don't look a gift horse in the mouth?

Jesus F-ing Christ I wish I could take this guy with me to RASP

[snafu]

WE ALL KNOW the good old Army is "Lesbian Heavy".

you act like that is a bad thing!

[cams]

"Surely God has cursed the disbelievers
And has prepared for them a Flaming Fire
Where they will abide forever." 
                               -Koran 72:23

1. Pull pin. Hold unit upright. 
2. Aim at base of fire. Stand back. 
3. Press trigger. Sweep side to side. 
                   -Common Fire Extinguisher     
                     Instructions

[colt1rgr]

WE ALL KNOW the good old Army is "Lesbian Heavy".

you act like that is a bad thing!

I'm NOT acting! One man's moral disgust is another's folly of fancy I guess. You're obviously thinking "Penthouse lesbians" (they aren't Bro. They're Ellen Degenerate lesbians. uuckk I just vomited).

[snafu]

I'm NOT acting! One man's moral disgust is another's folly of fancy I guess. You're obviously thinking "Penthouse lesbians" (they aren't Bro. They're Ellen Degenerate lesbians. uuckk I just vomited).

hahahah! Love the Ellen comparison. You win!

[RangerX]

Admit it. You'd kick in Ellen's back door.

Rosie O' on the other hand..... <shudder>