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Anyone up for some poop burgers?

Japanese scientist Mitsuyuki Ikeda from the Okayama Laboratory certainly doesn't believe in human waste.

He thinks that's perfectly good protein you're sending out to sea, and he's found a way to extract it, mix it with steak sauce and create a fecal feast fit for a king.

And despite the downside of having to add soya to bind it all together, Prof Ikeda thinks there's no reason why we shouldn't all tuck into his turd burgers.

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Good heavens man, delete this before some DFAC manager reads this article! :shock:

Then again, maybe this process is already well known to the contractors that make MREs.
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Bet they taste like crap.
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There's a website that show Japanese girls eating shit, been around for years. This guy didn't invent fuck-all.

Now let me find that link.....
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And I thought Soylent Green was bad; at least it had real meat in it.
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RangerX wrote:There's a website that show Japanese girls eating shit, been around for years. This guy didn't invent fuck-all.

Now let me find that link.....
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Weidert wrote:real men eat turds
Is this a consequence of your batchelor party? :P
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Weidert wrote:
K.Ingraham wrote:
Weidert wrote:real men eat turds
Is this a consequence of your batchelor party? :P
Hahahahaha now that would have been some kinky shit :twisted:
I got a link around here somewhere......
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Eat shit
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