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Buffering

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Frank and his wife and having sex, and all of a sudden, Frank stops and remains completely motionless. His wife exclaims: "Frank, what the hell are you doing?". Frank replies: "Oh, it's just something I saw on a porn site...it's called 'buffering'..."
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:lol: Took me a second
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You know, there are young guys on here, that are getting laid like two or three times a day, that haven't a clue what that was all about! :oops:
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Re: Buffering

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you mean butt - ering, don't you.
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Re: Buffering

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You know, there are young guys on here, that are getting laid like two or three times a day,
Those are good days gone. My dad once said "Son you can have sex several times a day when you're young, because of opportunity and ability, but once you get my age all you have left is the opportunity!" Never quite knew what he meant, but I do now.
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