Random thought of the moment.

[mortar_guy78]

Man, it was -31 yesterday, -15 this morning, and the HIGH tomorrow is supposed to be -36. I can't wait to get out of this state.

I'm just waiting for that week in January where it normally stays around -60. I hate this place.

That's cold...my nipples got hard just imagining -60 (not in the good way). Can you notice a difference between -20 and -60? Seems to me that once it hits around -15, my body doesn't recognize a difference if it keeps dropping.

Actually you can. I'd say that between about -25 and -40 I can't really tell the difference, it's just fucking cold. However, once it gets past the -45 mark, you can definitely tell because it's just pure misery. There's really no other way to describe it.

[RANGER513]

Right about now, 21 years ago, alot of pagers up in 2nd Batt. land were going off !!!

Had to speed back to Batt. to get ready for the big dance.

[K.Ingraham]

Don't diss those fat chicks. Keeps ya warm in the winter, shady in the summer, you know they like to cook and you won't cry when they leave.

[K.Ingraham]

Don't diss those fat chicks. Keeps ya warm in the winter, shady in the summer, you know they like to cook and you won't cry when they leave.

Oh rats. I forgot that this is a public forum. Looks like I'll never be able to run for public office. Aw shucks.

[RANGER513]

Don't diss those fat chicks. Keeps ya warm in the winter, shady in the summer, you know they like to cook and you won't cry when they leave.

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[Jim]

Oh rats. I forgot that this is a public forum. Looks like I'll never be able to run for public office. Aw shucks.

Kevin, you are an officer in the 75th RRA. How much more public is there?

[Lunch]

Has anyone else noticed that on various web sites, news articles are quitely being replaced by blogs dressed up as legitimate news?

[K.Ingraham]

Oh rats. I forgot that this is a public forum. Looks like I'll never be able to run for public office. Aw shucks.

Kevin, you are an officer in the 75th RRA. How much more public is there?

Right. Two strikes. We won't be looking forward to "Mayor Ingraham" anytime soon then will we?

[rgrokelley]

I don't have time to celebrate Festivus. Besides this is merely a made up holiday that has all of its traditions created out of thin air.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

I'll stick to Kwanzaa any time. The one true holiday!

[Lefty]

I don't have time to celebrate Festivus. Besides this is merely a made up holiday that has all of its traditions created out of thin air.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

I'll stick to Kwanzaa any time. The one true holiday!

Sounds like somebody just completed their latest sensitivity training.

[Jim]

I don't have time to celebrate Festivus. Besides this is merely a made up holiday that has all of its traditions created out of thin air.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

I'll stick to Kwanzaa any time. The one true holiday!

Sounds like somebody just completed their latest sensitivity training.

Karl, does this mean we have to give up our maroon skullcaps?

[Lefty]

I don't have time to celebrate Festivus. Besides this is merely a made up holiday that has all of its traditions created out of thin air.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Festivus

I'll stick to Kwanzaa any time. The one true holiday!

Sounds like somebody just completed their latest sensitivity training.

Karl, does this mean we have to give up our maroon skullcaps?

Once again you have sideswiped my head

[RangerX]

Is there anything in the world that can't be made better with bacon?

[cams]

Is there anything in the world that can't be made better with bacon?

Yep.

Pussy. I suppose there's some pussy out there that could be made much better with bacon.

I want pussy to taste like nice clean pussy. I don't like bacon pussy. They already gone and fucked up the coffee and beer to suit the chics and sissies with a faggotry of different flavors. It's coffee goddammit, leave it be.

Coffee, pussy, bacon, beer, football. The 5 priorities of work on a sunday morning.

[Lunch]

Is there anything in the world that can't be made better with bacon?

A Nancy and Hillary sandwich.