Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky-not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?
Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last long."
Ten thoughts to ponder
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Ten thoughts to ponder
RS Class 5-82
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
Re: Ten thoughts to ponder
I went out with some friends last night and tied one on.
Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took the bus home.
I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.
Knowing that I was wasted, I did something that I have never done before. I took the bus home.
I arrived home safe and warm, which seemed really surprising as I have never driven a bus before.
Ranger Class 13-71
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Re: Ten thoughts to ponder
Why worry?
There are two things to worry about, either you are well or sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about,
but if you are sick there are two things to worry about.
You will get well or you will die.
If you get well there is nothing to worry about.
If you get die then there are two things to worry about.
Either you go up or down.
If you go up there is nothing to worry about.
If you go down you will be very busy shaking hands with
old friends you won't have time to worry.
There are two things to worry about, either you are well or sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about,
but if you are sick there are two things to worry about.
You will get well or you will die.
If you get well there is nothing to worry about.
If you get die then there are two things to worry about.
Either you go up or down.
If you go up there is nothing to worry about.
If you go down you will be very busy shaking hands with
old friends you won't have time to worry.
RLTW
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Steadfast
4/325 82d DIV 68-69
2nd Bde HHC (LRRP), 4 ID
K Co (Rgr), 75th Inf (Abn), 4 ID
69-70
I cooked with C- 4
Ten thoughts to ponder
7a: light a fire for someone and he'll stay warm for a day.
Light him on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
Light him on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
Re: Ten thoughts to ponder
One of my all time personal favorites.KW Driver wrote:7a: light a fire for someone and he'll stay warm for a day.
Light him on fire and he'll stay warm for the rest of his life.
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
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124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
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Re: Ten thoughts to ponder
I would rather die of lead poisoning than death by a 100 granola bars.Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.
If you want to be successful at anything, you'll need to develop a never quit attitude. Don't let life happen to you. Grab it by the throat and make life dance to your tune.
Ranger KW Driver
Ranger KW Driver