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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » December 14th, 2010, 4:22 pm

Lunch wrote:
cams wrote:
Lunch wrote:It is so cold here the piss inside my bladder froze this morning.


I hear ya Brother. Although we don't have any snow, yet, it was about 6* here most of last week, then up to 52* yesterday, and its plummetting back down to about 6*-10* again later today.


It was -28 on the way to work this a.m. (that's 28 degrees below zero for you southern fellas who may not be familiar with this type of sign in front of the temp)

That's before the windchill.


Man, it was -31 yesterday, -15 this morning, and the HIGH tomorrow is supposed to be -36. I can't wait to get out of this state.

I'm just waiting for that week in January where it normally stays around -60. I hate this place.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » December 14th, 2010, 5:23 pm

mortar_guy78 wrote:Man, it was -31 yesterday, -15 this morning, and the HIGH tomorrow is supposed to be -36. I can't wait to get out of this state.

I'm just waiting for that week in January where it normally stays around -60. I hate this place.


That's :o cold...my nipples got hard just imagining -60 (not in the good way). Can you notice a difference between -20 and -60? Seems to me that once it hits around -15, my body doesn't recognize a difference if it keeps dropping.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Baseplate » December 16th, 2010, 12:42 am

I have a solution. Going forward, all U.S. classified documents should be kept in the same filing cabinet as President Obama's college transcripts and birth certificate. Problem solved!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » December 16th, 2010, 1:19 pm

Lunch wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Man, it was -31 yesterday, -15 this morning, and the HIGH tomorrow is supposed to be -36. I can't wait to get out of this state.

I'm just waiting for that week in January where it normally stays around -60. I hate this place.


That's :o cold...my nipples got hard just imagining -60 (not in the good way). Can you notice a difference between -20 and -60? Seems to me that once it hits around -15, my body doesn't recognize a difference if it keeps dropping.


Uh ya. Fuck that. I thought it was cold around here, you guys can keep that shit. :shock:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » December 16th, 2010, 8:59 pm

SNOW DAY!

No one loves a snow day more than a teacher!!!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » December 16th, 2010, 10:38 pm

rgrokelley wrote:SNOW DAY!

No one loves a snow day more than a teacher!!!


until it fucks you on the backside.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Baseplate » December 16th, 2010, 11:23 pm

KW Driver wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:SNOW DAY!

No one loves a snow day more than a teacher!!!


until it fucks you on the backside.


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » December 17th, 2010, 2:34 pm

KW Driver wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:SNOW DAY!

No one loves a snow day more than a teacher!!!


until it fucks you on the backside.


Nah! They always make a teacher workday a regular class day to make it up. So I'm here either way.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » December 17th, 2010, 2:35 pm

Fat Chicks are awesome in the cold weather :)
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » December 17th, 2010, 6:00 pm

panthersix wrote:Fat Chicks are awesome in the cold weather :)


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Slowpoke » December 17th, 2010, 6:16 pm

Get one with lots of tattoos and have movin' pictures all night!
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » December 17th, 2010, 6:29 pm

Slowpoke wrote:Get one with lots of tattoos and have movin' pictures all night!


Ewwww, not a visual I wanted.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lefty » December 17th, 2010, 6:35 pm

Slowpoke wrote:Get one with lots of tattoos and have movin' pictures all night!


A now deceased VN Ranger used to joke about girls so fat you could show movies on their underwear......
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rangertough » December 18th, 2010, 3:02 am

Heading home on leave after 2 months in theater. I traded with one of my Soldiers who has a kid in Afghanistan (yes he's an old as fuck SSG) who's leave coincided with my original date (which was getting me home for my sons first Bday). Now I get to spend Xmas in Kuwait and 8 months in theater after my leave.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » December 18th, 2010, 7:19 am

cams wrote:
panthersix wrote:Fat Chicks are awesome in the cold weather :)


Hogslayer. :wink:



Pot, this is kettle, how copy, over ?


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