Random thought of the moment.

[KW Driver]

I fucking hate staff duty.

try FOD for a night of suck-starting a pistol fun.

[RANGER513]

Just once I like to see Charlie Brown get up off his back and totality bitch-slap Lucy for pulling that football out of the way at the last second.

Just saying.

There's an episode of Family Guy where Peter kicks Lucy's ass for pulling the ball from Charlie Brown, hilarious.

I was in a pretty good mood until I read this.

I just KNOW you were NOT speaking to me, wildman !! Perhaps thinking ( if thats what ya wanna call it ) out loud ?

Wildman, RANGER Cams is ALOT more professional and gifted with words than I am. In fact, I've even gotten myself into a little trouble on here before for hammering skippy's like you, so I will bite my tongue......for now. However, just for a reference, the last skippy that pissed me obviously justified my un-politcally correct hammering since he never even made it through Airborne School !

In one of your very last post's ya stated that you will " shut up now " ?? If ya didn't know it, you are posting in a A.O. filled with some of THE finest warriors in the free world who have been places and done things that your small brain-housing-group simply cannot fathom. I might not be one of those warriors, but trust me Wildman, there are men here who not only would make ya pee your pants just by looking at ya, but they also have a wealth of knowledge for YOU to learn from, if YOU have the right frame of mind to do so. I would have given almost anything to have the opportunity that you now have here on ArmyRanger.com. It would have saved me countless hours of push-ups and low crawling at o'dark thirty !

I would HIGHLY advise ya to pay close attention to what RANGER Cams has posted, and the link he provided for your reading enjoyment. After reading that link and other related links on here, I would also HIGHLY advise you to get off the damn computer and go outside and RUN. And when ya are done running, then go RUN some more until you're puking your guts out. If you are hungary, reach down and grab a snack from what ya left on the ground then RUN some more !

I don't need a " Roger that, Ranger 513 ". That would just mean you are STILL at the computer and not following instructions !!!

Semi-politcally correct rant over.

[Lefty]

there are men here who not only would make ya pee your pants just by looking at ya,

Yeah, there are men here who make ME pee my pants, but mainly from laughing so hard........

[K.Ingraham]

[make ME pee my pants, but.....

Actually, from what I hear, at your age that is not so difficult.

[Lefty]

[make ME pee my pants, but.....

Actually, from what I hear, at your age that is not so difficult.

As you are now, so I once was.

As I am now, you soon shall be.

Take my hand, and follow me......

[RANGER513]

Posted in another A.O., but..........

I absolutely HATE hearing " Press one for English...blah blah blah !

This is AMERICA ! I am calling a number INSIDE America !!! Why the *&#^@ do I have to request to speak English !!!????

99.9999 percent of compaines that have this on their phone trees do NOT get my business.

Random thought ( rant ) over.

[RangerX]

[cams]

It's almost bike season. Let's hope that motherjumper will run this year w/out another $1,000 into it.

[NeverSayDie]

Fuck it. I was gonna get smoked for posting that. 50 push ups completed.

[cams]

'Ehh!!! It's a fuckin miracle. The snow is almost gone! Today I found a shovel AND a 6 pack I lost 3 storms ago! Fuckin A.

[KW Driver]

Random.

[mortar_guy78]

Tapioca

[cams]

No, but close.