Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rangertough » November 25th, 2010, 4:38 am

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rangertough wrote:In one 6 hr period I rolled an RG on it's side (which somehow righted itself), no shit the right side tires left the ground.

Had another RG from SF pull the bar armor protecting my door from RPG into a pretzel knot with thier spare tire.

Almost kill some dumbass on a motorcycle.

Watched a Buffalo skew turn itself nose down and perpendicular into a ten foot deep embankment and end up with the rear axle (of three) so far in the air that the tires were off the fucking ground.

Jesus Christ my adrenal glands are empty. I'd rather get shot at.


Bet you will never bitch again when you have to fix a flat tire at home.... :lol:

Good lord man, this is becoming a pattern. Who the hell is driving Stevie Wonder??


I was driving the RG. We had two choices of routes to take, we watched the Buffalo (about 3 feet of suspension travel) put all three axles through the max travel at the same time on choice number one. My TC sends me to choice two and it looks great. Bullshit it almost flipped us. When I looked out my window during our almost rollover all I could see was ground and all my TC could see was sky. I have no idea how we ended up back on our tires. All the observers said our right side tires were off the ground.

While I was playing "Rollover drill" our Buffalo parked beside a ten foot embankment that was pretty much hidden by tall grass. The embankment crumbled under the Buff (which weighs 29 tons) and the transfer cases were resting on the ground. The Buff was a hair from rolling down the embankment. They tried to recover it with our existing assets and to put it mildly it went bad. The nose of the vehicle skewed down the damn near verticle embankment and came to rest with it's ass in the air like stripper and the tires on the rear axle off the ground. It almost flipped end for end onto it's back.

The dumbass on the motorcycle bolted out from behind a jingle truck, between vehicles in my patrol. I locked up the tires on an RG (17 tons).

This mounted shit is for the birds.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » November 25th, 2010, 3:45 pm

For us old shits who fought without body armor, using our grandpa's weapons...


What is an RG?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » November 25th, 2010, 4:24 pm

rgrokelley wrote:For us old shits who fought without body armor, using our grandpa's weapons...


What is an RG?


Glad somebody finally asked. I never know wtf people are taking about…. :oops:
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Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » November 25th, 2010, 5:15 pm

An RG is one of the various models of MRAPs, as is the buffalo. Should be able to google search for images.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » November 25th, 2010, 5:38 pm

KW Driver wrote:An RG is one of the various models of MRAPs, as is the buffalo. Should be able to google search for images.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwkMu0l6ldw
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » November 26th, 2010, 10:32 pm

rangertough wrote:
The dumbass on the motorcycle bolted out from behind a jingle truck, between vehicles in my patrol. I locked up the tires on an RG (17 tons).

This mounted shit is for the birds.

Tough


Have a friend that was in 2nd Stryker. He use to have the same MRAP gymnastic stories. But he also said there was no better place to be when you were in IED-Land.

Just be happy you are not in one of the new GCV-IFV's. I heard they are going to be about 50 ton. Motorcycle-ass would have looked like a bug on the windshield.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » December 3rd, 2010, 7:08 am

Don't believe in Santa, flying reindeer, or snowmen that talk and walk around ? Well thats all fine and dandy, but let me tell ya about one Christmas critter ya better believe in.......The Christmas Gnomes !! :shock:

Why, might ya ask ?

I'll tell ya why. These sneaky little bastards are alive and well, I tell ya. And for 11 months out of the year when ya think all Christmas critters are taking some R & R.....BEWARE ! Not these cotton-picking little sawed-off ass-clowns ! Ya know what Christmas Gnomes do ? I'll tell ya.....these sneaky little critters sneak around ALL year long and seek out and find Christmas lights ! No matter where ya put them, no matter how many ya have, these determined little butt-munch Gnomes will find your lights. And no matter how well or how carefully you put away your Christmas lights last year, these sick little bastards spend 11 months secretly screwing up your lights into a green ball of mixed up wires that make silly string look organized !!! :evil:

Rant over.

Merry Christmas everyone ! 8)
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Jim » December 3rd, 2010, 5:48 pm

RANGER513 wrote:Don't believe in Santa, flying reindeer, or snowmen that talk and walk around ? Well thats all fine and dandy, but let me tell ya about one Christmas critter ya better believe in.......The Christmas Gnomes !! :shock:

Why, might ya ask ?

I'll tell ya why. These sneaky little bastards are alive and well, I tell ya. And for 11 months out of the year when ya think all Christmas critters are taking some R & R.....BEWARE ! Not these cotton-picking little sawed-off ass-clowns ! Ya know what Christmas Gnomes do ? I'll tell ya.....these sneaky little critters sneak around ALL year long and seek out and find Christmas lights ! No matter where ya put them, no matter how many ya have, these determined little butt-munch Gnomes will find your lights. And no matter how well or how carefully you put away your Christmas lights last year, these sick little bastards spend 11 months secretly screwing up your lights into a green ball of mixed up wires that make silly string look organized !!! :evil:

Rant over.

Merry Christmas everyone ! 8)

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby KW Driver » December 3rd, 2010, 7:52 pm

I just got rid of the damn lights... easier than trying to eradicate those fucking gnomes. then I had kids... indoor and outdoor lights, little glass bombs hanging right at tail or paw level... good times.

I'm not so much of a curmudgeon that I don't appreciate the sentiments of a holiday, but I hate dealing with the trappings of nearly all of them.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Baseplate » December 3rd, 2010, 8:58 pm

I have been made a Kentucky Colonel, now if I can get the wife to call me Colonel things will be great around these parts
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » December 3rd, 2010, 9:03 pm

Baseplate wrote:I have been made a Kentucky Colonel, now if I can get the wife to call me Colonel things will be great around these parts


care to share the chicken recipe?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Baseplate » December 3rd, 2010, 9:06 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:
Baseplate wrote:I have been made a Kentucky Colonel, now if I can get the wife to call me Colonel things will be great around these parts


care to share the chicken recipe?



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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » December 3rd, 2010, 10:50 pm

Baseplate wrote:I have been made a Kentucky Colonel, now if I can get the wife to call me Colonel things will be great around these parts


No shit. I was made one of those back in the early 1990s.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Flesh Thorn » December 6th, 2010, 12:59 am

So you two can do auctions now ?
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » December 6th, 2010, 6:57 am

I was thinking dualing banjoes.
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