Contagious

[289sotherhalf]

A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.

Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the Flu and my Mum said it was contagious."

"Well done, Roland," says the teacher." Can anyone else try?"

Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."

"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"

Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says, in a broad Irish accent, "Our next door neighbor is painting his house with a two-inch brush,"

and my Dad says, "it will take the contagious".