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Bushwack
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Ain't ascared of nuttin'!‏

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Seems a fella fails to make a complete stop at a stop sign, and gets pulled over by a local policeman. Guy hands the cop his driver's license, insurance verification and vehicle registration, plus his concealed handgun permit.

"Okay, Mr. Thibodeaux," the cop says, "I see you have a Concealed Handgun Permit. Are you carrying today?"

"Yes, I am."
"Well then, better tell me what you got."

Thibodeaux says, "Well, I got a .40 caliber Glock on my right hip and a .357 Magnum revolver in the glove box. And I've got a .22 Derringer in my right boot."

"Okay," the cop says. "Anything else?"

"Yeah, back in the trunk, there's an AR15 rifle and a 12 gauge pump shotgun. That's about it."

"Mr. Thibodeaux, are you on your way to or from a gun range...?"

"Nope."

"Well then, what are you afraid of...?"

"Not a damn thing..."
SP6/SSG, B 5/6 ADA 76-79; 95th Svc Co 80-82; 523 Maint. Co. 82-84
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