Jon's wife, Roberta, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Roberta was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned. She came in and undressed to take a shower.
Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat. About that time,
Jon got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever.
Finally, in desperation, Jon undid the toilet seat bolts. Roberta wrapped a sheet around herself and Jon drove her to the hospital emergency room.
The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this). Roberta tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying,
"Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."
The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed."
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Re: anothe Doctor story
Thank you, that gave me the best laugh I have had in quite a while.
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Active service 01/67-12/73
Ranger Class 10-68
2/27 Inf 25th Inf Div Vietnam 01/69-01/70
"In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take." - Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965)
“The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side he is on.” – Joseph Heller, Catch-22