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2010 Homeland Security statistics

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Here are the latest figures for the Department of Homeland Security for the year of 2010.

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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Re: 2010 Homeland Security statistics

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bwahaha! That was awesome!
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Re: 2010 Homeland Security statistics

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:lol: :lol: :lol:






















Oh, wait......where are the natural blondie pics ??????
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Re: 2010 Homeland Security statistics

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This thread is worthless without pictures...
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Re: 2010 Homeland Security statistics

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Jim wrote:This thread is worthless without pictures...
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3

Only those please...I know now some might want the Transvestites, but I would prefer pics of these listed above....

Just sayin'
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