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KW Driver wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:SNOW DAY!

No one loves a snow day more than a teacher!!!
until it fucks you on the backside.
Nah! They always make a teacher workday a regular class day to make it up. So I'm here either way.
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Fat Chicks are awesome in the cold weather :)
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panthersix wrote:Fat Chicks are awesome in the cold weather :)
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Get one with lots of tattoos and have movin' pictures all night!
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Slowpoke wrote:Get one with lots of tattoos and have movin' pictures all night!
A now deceased VN Ranger used to joke about girls so fat you could show movies on their underwear......
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Heading home on leave after 2 months in theater. I traded with one of my Soldiers who has a kid in Afghanistan (yes he's an old as fuck SSG) who's leave coincided with my original date (which was getting me home for my sons first Bday). Now I get to spend Xmas in Kuwait and 8 months in theater after my leave.

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cams wrote:
panthersix wrote:Fat Chicks are awesome in the cold weather :)
Hogslayer. :wink:

Pot, this is kettle, how copy, over ?


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Lunch wrote:
mortar_guy78 wrote:Man, it was -31 yesterday, -15 this morning, and the HIGH tomorrow is supposed to be -36. I can't wait to get out of this state.

I'm just waiting for that week in January where it normally stays around -60. I hate this place.
That's :o cold...my nipples got hard just imagining -60 (not in the good way). Can you notice a difference between -20 and -60? Seems to me that once it hits around -15, my body doesn't recognize a difference if it keeps dropping.
Actually you can. I'd say that between about -25 and -40 I can't really tell the difference, it's just fucking cold. However, once it gets past the -45 mark, you can definitely tell because it's just pure misery. There's really no other way to describe it.
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Right about now, 21 years ago, alot of pagers up in 2nd Batt. land were going off !!! :shock:

Had to speed back to Batt. to get ready for the big dance. 8)
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Don't diss those fat chicks. Keeps ya warm in the winter, shady in the summer, you know they like to cook and you won't cry when they leave.
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K.Ingraham wrote:Don't diss those fat chicks. Keeps ya warm in the winter, shady in the summer, you know they like to cook and you won't cry when they leave.
Oh rats. I forgot that this is a public forum. Looks like I'll never be able to run for public office. Aw shucks. :roll:
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K.Ingraham wrote:Don't diss those fat chicks. Keeps ya warm in the winter, shady in the summer, you know they like to cook and you won't cry when they leave.

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K.Ingraham wrote:Oh rats. I forgot that this is a public forum. Looks like I'll never be able to run for public office. Aw shucks. :roll:
Kevin, you are an officer in the 75th RRA. How much more public is there?
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