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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby abnhawk » September 4th, 2010, 9:35 pm

There's only 2 things in this world that smell like fish...and one of them is fish
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Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » September 5th, 2010, 1:08 am

abnhawk wrote:There's only 2 things in this world that smell like fish...and one of them is fish


Sounds fishy to me.....
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Shock » September 5th, 2010, 5:24 pm

Friend of mine sent this to me.

KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners..... It's called the Obama Cabinet Bucket.
-It consists of nothing but left wings and assholes.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rangertough » September 5th, 2010, 6:31 pm

I seem to kill almost every thread I post on. It's just wierd.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » September 5th, 2010, 7:22 pm

Why is it that I can chase down a crack head at work (twice in one day, don't ask...it wasn't my departments shining moment) and not be sore or even winded? But start teaching a 16 year old and 9 year old soccer and I am hurting in places I forgot I had.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby C-MAC » September 5th, 2010, 11:43 pm

IEDmagnet wrote:Why is it that I can chase down a crack head at work (twice in one day, don't ask...it wasn't my departments shining moment) and not be sore or even winded? But start teaching a 16 year old and 9 year old soccer and I am hurting in places I forgot I had.


I played football for as long as I can remember. No real substantial injuries- just the normal stuff. One year, I decided to try soccer. Long story short- blew out my knee and wore a cast for 10 weeks. That was it for me and soccer.

Keep chasing the bad guys. But whatever you do-STAY AWAY from the soccer, THat stuff is lethal. :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » September 6th, 2010, 5:14 am

Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain" I bumped into two people. A young girl and a really old guy. The young girl noticed the Ranger shirt and my girls wearing ACU pants and asked if I was military. She then told me she was just back from Afghanistan with the Marines. The old guy was her dad who was in the Marines in Vietnam. He saw the Ranger shirt and asked what class did I go to. I said 5-85, and he immediately responded with 6-76.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Baseplate » September 6th, 2010, 6:27 am

rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain" I bumped into two people. A young girl and a really old guy. The young girl noticed the Ranger shirt and my girls wearing ACU pants and asked if I was military. She then told me she was just back from Afghanistan with the Marines. The old guy was her dad who was in the Marines in Vietnam. He saw the Ranger shirt and asked what class did I go to. I said 5-85, and he immediately responded with 6-76.

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Lunch » September 6th, 2010, 3:56 pm

rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain"...

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.


That's an odd place to find a Ranger? I would think that "odd" would be if your waiter at a sushi bar was a Ranger...
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » September 6th, 2010, 3:57 pm

Baseplate wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain" I bumped into two people. A young girl and a really old guy. The young girl noticed the Ranger shirt and my girls wearing ACU pants and asked if I was military. She then told me she was just back from Afghanistan with the Marines. The old guy was her dad who was in the Marines in Vietnam. He saw the Ranger shirt and asked what class did I go to. I said 5-85, and he immediately responded with 6-76.

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.

Somebody has to do it
WAS SHE HOT?


No. Kind of looked like "Meg" from "Family Guy"
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » September 6th, 2010, 3:58 pm

Lunch wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain"...

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.


That's an odd place to find a Ranger? I would think that "odd" would be if your waiter at a sushi bar was a Ranger...


I mean "odd" in that I found one at the Beck Rally, in a crowd of a half a million, and the next weekend I find another on top of a mountain, with only my group and his daughter there.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby GoldCoast » September 6th, 2010, 7:44 pm

rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain" I bumped into two people. A young girl and a really old guy. The young girl noticed the Ranger shirt and my girls wearing ACU pants and asked if I was military. She then told me she was just back from Afghanistan with the Marines. The old guy was her dad who was in the Marines in Vietnam. He saw the Ranger shirt and asked what class did I go to. I said 5-85, and he immediately responded with 6-76.

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.


Great minds think alike. It's no surprise you found another Ranger kicking either of those places.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby panthersix » September 6th, 2010, 7:52 pm

Lunch wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:Just did a two day, 14 mile trip on the Appalachian Trail with my three daughters. We went on the Carver's Gap route. When we climbed the largest mountain on that route, "Big Hump Mountain"...

I keep finding Rangers in the oddest places.


That's an odd place to find a Ranger? I would think that "odd" would be if your waiter at a sushi bar was a Ranger...


I always wondered what kind of work Ford was in...... :lol:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Boudicca » September 8th, 2010, 1:33 am

Got crabs this weekend while watching the Texas game....
























.... they were delicious.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » September 8th, 2010, 2:51 am

I have to say, the funniest site I have seen lately was one fellow officer locking up Shaggy from Scooby Doo, while his crazy ass girlfriend chased my supervisor around in circles.... only to be close lined by myself and another officer. I sincerely hope that shit shows up on You Tube.
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