Random thought of the moment.

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby mortar_guy78 » August 20th, 2010, 5:36 pm

Cliv03 wrote:Talk about irony, I was shooting my bow yesterday and out walks a doe from behind a line of honeysuckle bushes right next to my target. She looks at me, stomps a few times, walks behind the target, trots toward me coming only about 10 yards away and without urgency trots into the woods at the front of the property....If she interferes again she's fucking dead.


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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Cliv03 » August 20th, 2010, 5:46 pm

I'm really not a good shot, but I can run fast, tackle her and stab her with the arrow....or.....get kicked in the face, get my skull crushed and die....or.....I can just let her go and reinforce that fact that I'm a big fat pussy.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » August 20th, 2010, 6:40 pm

Cliv03 wrote:I'm really not a good shot, but I can run fast, tackle her and stab her with the arrow....or.....get kicked in the face, get my skull crushed and die....or.....I can just let her go and reinforce that fact that I'm a big fat pussy.



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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 20th, 2010, 7:04 pm

Cliv03 wrote:I'm really not a good shot, but I can run fast, tackle her and stab her with the arrow....or.....get kicked in the face, get my skull crushed and die....or.....I can just let her go and reinforce that fact that I'm a big fat pussy.


Just call her a poser.

The blow to her self esteem should be enough to drop her where she stands.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RANGER513 » August 22nd, 2010, 6:39 am

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrpuck » August 22nd, 2010, 6:49 am

it aint a party till the cops show up and tell you that the firepower is scareing the trailerpark next door.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 22nd, 2010, 1:20 pm

rgrpuck wrote:it aint a party till the cops show up and tell you that the firepower is scareing the trailerpark next door.


Worthless without pics and/or video.

Did you have any KO left? :twisted:
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby IEDmagnet » August 22nd, 2010, 4:06 pm

Jose Quervo is a friend of yours at night, but the next morning he is the bastard stepchild of a Columbian Drug cartel that you'd like to see dead.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby rgrokelley » August 23rd, 2010, 1:51 am

rgrpuck wrote:it aint a party till the cops show up and tell you that the firepower is scareing the trailerpark next door.


It didn't help none that the firing went on for 3 1/2 hours, non-stop, and the ground was littered with brass inches thick. Reports were that there were automatic weapons, due to the fast and continuous fire power.

Fun day. Pictures to be posted in another area later.
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Zonk 1/75 » August 23rd, 2010, 2:00 am

Centipedes often eat the brain of their prey because of the nutritious fat content….
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 23rd, 2010, 2:31 am

Zonk 1/75 wrote:Centipedes often eat the brain of their prey because of the nutritious fat content….


So do wives.....
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Spawn Of Zonk » August 23rd, 2010, 2:58 am

You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older. . .
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby RangerX » August 23rd, 2010, 3:08 am

Spawn Of Zonk wrote:You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older. . .


I lost my lucky ball & chain
Now she's four years gone
Just five feet tall and sick of me
And all my rattling on
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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby Slowpoke » August 23rd, 2010, 4:18 am

You young fuckers always gotta bring out the age card dontcha?

TIME! Is marching on.
And time.. is still marching on.
This day will soon be at an end and now it's even sooner.

Or a better way of saying it.......and even older:

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
Winter is coming!

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Re: Random thought of the moment.

Postby cams » August 23rd, 2010, 5:17 pm

The Rain God is a pussy.
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